A 42-year-old man was arrested last Thursday in Leeds Alabama, after he stripped down and did a "cannonball" into the aquarium tank of a Bass Pro Shop. He eventually climbed out of the tank on his own accord before knocking himself out.
The footage of the event went viral over the weekend and the man's utter shrinkage started a debate among people who claim "most people don't know a thing about shrinkage" and "no amount of cold water could turn a man into a Ken doll."
Nothing more American than getting naked and showing the world your micropenis in a Bass Pro Shop https://t.co/ATpy6ivejJ— PubieSalad (@pubiesalad) January 6, 2024
The man in the video was identified as George Owens and according to his family, he has been struggling with his mental health. Owens faces a number of charges which include, "public lewdness, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, second-degree assault, two counts of criminal mischief for hitting the pole and damaging the patrol car, and two counts of reckless endangerment for his reckless driving."
It so strongly evokes Lucifer falling from heaven. pic.twitter.com/7r0ETlurKj— Will (@Will_the_Rose) January 7, 2024
While it is never funny to make jokes about someone experiencing mental health issues, the internet doesn't abide by rules of decency, and what better meme fodder than a naked man lying on the ground of a Bass Pro Shop.
Like an angel fallen from Heaven, George Owens has been sent down to Earth to show us the light, only one question remains, are you willing to follow in his footsteps?