Today Apple released it's newest operating system, iOS 12 which comes with the new Measuring App which uses augmented reality to determine the length of just about anything.
It’s ones of those apps that I think we’ve all thought would be extremely cool to have at one time or another and clearly, there are hundreds or thousands of potential uses for this... but of course, being a species of brainiacs there's only one thing we really care about. The size of our junk.
LADIES AND GAYS™? GUYS CANT LIE ABOUT THEIR DICK SIZE NOW BECAUSE YOU COULD BE LIKE “OOH YEAH?? HOLD ON A SECOND” AND THEN WHIP OUT THE NEW MEASURE APP WE GOT WITH IOS 12 AND CHECK HEBDKSBNEE pic.twitter.com/THuseD3kFn— Noell (@noellscorsone) September 10, 2018
iOS 12 has a measure app now that uses AR and your camera to measure real time.... dick pics just got so advanced pic.twitter.com/5OoOprd9lD— petty crocker (@lorddylan_) September 14, 2018
Just tried to measure my dick with iOS 12 and accidentally took a picture of it. My family iCloud is wilding right now— Adam Weaver (@yrnadam21) September 17, 2018
iOS 12 has measure now. Imma measure my dick— Saiyan Prince Tyz the Phoenix (@TyzthePhoenix) September 17, 2018
I’m gonna measure my dick with the new iOS 12 app— ozzy (@crotchstomp) September 17, 2018
With iOS 12 being released today, how long will it take for the first dick pic with the measure app to be sent?— Grant Ridge (@ridgers65) September 17, 2018
I updated to iOS 12 only so I could measure my dick.— the supreme (@Carlositosis) September 17, 2018
So apparently the new IOS 12 has a new “measure” app where you can find out the dimensions of objects just by pointing your phone at them. Dick pics will never be the same. #iOS12— Val Anne Welch (@chefpeon) September 17, 2018
This one boggles the mind though... How the hell was JamalGetsClips measuring his dick UNcomfortably?
IOS 12 has the measure app so now ican measure my dick comfortably— lebron in the 4th (@JamalGetsClips) September 17, 2018
ooh so you can measure items with iOS 12?!! lmaooo no more lying about your dick size fellas.— christina (@lilcanadianting) September 17, 2018
Unintended benefit of new iOS 12: dramatic decrease in dick pics once women begin to insist that men use Measure app to overlay actual size.— Harrison Greenbaum (@harrisoncomedy) September 17, 2018
Fellas, it’s over for us. iOS 12 went and ruined the game. With the measure tool ladies are finally going to know what a real six inches is and that we ain’t packing it— mostly charmless (@BigDickPrincess) September 18, 2018
It is worth noting that Google actually released an AR measuring app back in July. So, if you've received a dick pic from someone that uses an Android device since then and it wasn't measured, they're hiding something from you.
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