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ChatGPT Will No Longer Pretend To Be a Doctor or Lawyer

Here’s some good news to start the week.

The Only Iranian Legally Allowed to Tweet Is the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei

This seems like a double standard.

Someone Booked a 200-Mile Uber Ride Because It Was Cheaper Than Flying the Same Distance

There is a lesson in there somewhere.

Alien / UFO Whistleblower Has Some Stark Words in the Event of His Death

UFO Whistleblower Matthew Brown has words of advice - and caution - for the public, for Congress, and for other potential whistleblowers.

Cruel Mother Forces 7 Year Old Son to Walk 8 Miles to School by Himself

A distressing incident unfolded in Craighead County when a 7-year-old boy was found walking alone, miles from home.

Blast from the Past: What Summer Break Looked Like in the 1970's

Generation X were the original latch-key kids. Our adventures began after a big bowl of cereal in the morning and came to an end when the streetlights came on.

Houthis Get Obliterated After Provoking US Fighter Jet

You mess with the bull and you'll get the horns, as a group of Houthi terrorists quickly found out.

The Very Dirty World of Secondhand Sex Toys

Is it okay to buy a secondhand sex toy?

Dude Uses Phone Light to Command Moths Away from Porch

This is straight wizardry.

Watch Two Dudes Fight Over Who Pays the Restaurant Bill

No “I’ll get you next time” over here!

Possible Pickpocket Gets a Kick to the Head

While it’s possible this man may have just slipped, this dude instead saw someone making a go at his pocket.

Incredible Camera Work Exposes Airline Spokesperson’s Lies in Real Time

Give this guy a raise.

‘The Gospel Is Not an American Gospel’: Evangelical Pastor Calls Trump’s 'Bill of Rights Bible' Blasphemous

The evangelicals have had enough.

Heckling A's Fan Frames Yankees Manager and Get's Him Ejected

You gotta love baseball.

Dude With a Custom ‘Combat Learjet’ Repeatedly Gets Intercepted By Fighter Jets

The internet is filled with people who have purchased items you didn’t even know you could buy on the open market.

DoorDash Driver Drops Off Food, Kidnaps Cat

Leave nothing but overpriced meals, take nothing but bad pictures ... and cats?

Elderly Driver Manages to Reverse into One of Only Two Possible Vehicles in Parking Lot

Getting old isn't what it used to be, though this hasn't necessarily changed the way old people drive. While, yes, an 80-year-old man can and will run for President of the United States, that same 80-year-old, cannot be trusted to park a car in an almost

Naked Man Arrested After Doing Cannonball Into Bass Pro Shop Aquarium

A 42-year-old man was arrested last Thursday in Leeds Alabama, after he stripped down and did a "cannonball" into the aquarium tank of a Bass Pro Shop.

OnlyFans Model Lelia Lewis Claims She Rated George Santos' D–k

These hair-raising — and evidently dick-raising — revelations came about on Thursday after the House Ethics Committee shared their highly anticipated report on the controversial New York representative.

'The Timing Is Not Great': Man Fired After Telling His Boss His Girlfriend Is Pregnant

He’s expecting a baby — and hopefully, a whole lot of job offers.

HR Approves Employee’s PTO for Her Mother’s Funeral, Then Cancels Request

An employee recently took to r/antiwork to vent about a situation they were put in because of their manager.

Unsuspecting Duck Gets Absolutely Launched After Sitting on High Pressure Fountain

Thieving Seals Swipe Fish Out of Fisherman's Hands

What in the swiper no swiping is going on here.

The Undertaker Stares Down Shark On Vacation

Sharks can smell blood in the water. And when they smell it, it’s time to call an undertaker.