Though a Minnesota d-bag may have hoped that the officer pulling him over may have let him go with a warning, he quickly learned she had gotten him off before — literally — as a subscriber to her OnlyFans account.

Roughly 10 minutes into a traffic stop last week, the man, whose identity has not been made public, suddenly understood why the Minneapolis Police officer in question looked so familiar, realizing he had been subscribed to the officer’s OnlyFans page for five months.

"Then we were doing a little talking and checking and I was like, ‘Man, she got an OnlyFans page,” he told local Fox News affiliate KMSP-TV of their interaction. “I’m on her OnlyFans page.”

The man, however, was evidently so starstruck by the sight of the creator that he lost all semblance of being a normal, decent human being, broaching her page in an attempt to get away with his alleged driving violation.

"You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts,’" he recalled telling the officer, who is currently being investigated.

"I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans,” he explained to the outlet. “I just can't respect you or the precinct that you’re working at.”

Though this side hustle may have rubbed this bad driver — and person — the wrong way, the city’s mayor, Mayor Jacob Frey, didn’t care nearly as much.

"If all we're talking about is naked pictures behind a paywall, the mayor has no issue,” he said in a statement shortly after the incident. “However, the chief will determine if there are any policy violations."

We can only hope the cop in question will take away a very, very important lesson from this very embarrassing snafu — though being a police officer may be something to be ashamed of, being an OnlyFans baddie is most definitely not, no matter what a crusty old man trying to evade a traffic ticket may say.