We all know that Swifties are a different breed. Taylor Swift fans will defend her until the day they die. One such fan recently pulled out his simp card after Swift was accused of not writing her own songs.

The LA Times tweeted a quote from Blur singer and Gorillaz member, Damon Albarn.

Obviously Taylor wasn't pleased...

Apparently Gabriel Boric, the new President-elect of Chile thought this was the perfect opportunity to simp, and simp he did.

Hey, shooters gotta shoot.

Dad tweet, check. Simp card, check. Confirming that Taylor Swift will never ever sleep with you? Check, check, check.

I'm just happy to know that Chile be changing their national anthem to "You Belong With Me" for the foreseeable future.