'He Didn't Miss a Beat': Tuba Player Knocks Out Fan In Stands, Keeps On Playing

Though they may have reputations as dweeby dudes lugging around the most cumbersome wind instrument known to man, tuba players aren't to be messed with.

By Carly Tennes

Published 1 year ago in Funny


Though they may have reputations as dweeby dudes lugging around the most cumbersome wind instrument known to man, tuba players are no one to f—k with, a lesson one Jackson State University football fan recently discovered the hard way.



While tensions were already running high as Mississippi University faced off against Texas Southern University on Saturday, a rowdy fan found themselves in a showdown of their own, going off at one of the Tigers’ tubists.


The exact context surrounding their showdown is between the musician, the fan, and possibly whatever mysterious figure resides inside the mascots’ costumes, however, the tuba player decided that enough was most definitely enough, repeatedly socking the attendee in the face and sending him to the ground.



This spectacular TKO appeared to be just another game day for the player, who immediately jumped back in with his band, not missing a single beat.


We may have several questions surrounding the details of this short-lived brawl and its aftermath, yet one thing is for sure — the crying piccolo girl has finally met her match.

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‘Lil What?’: Dude Cites Little Sister’s Hotness In Attempting to Dunk on Model

RIP Freud, you would have loved the internet.

By cathybara

Published 1 year ago in Funny


RIP Freud, you would have loved the internet. In the latest example of “things online that would have sent Freud into a coma,” one man on Twitter attempted to dunk on an OnlyFans model by comparing her to his sister.



Right before Halloween, Sam Frank tweeted a photo of herself in a maid costume with the caption, “future milf.” Normal enough, right? Well one streamer, Konvy, took issue with that for some unknowable reason, and responded to the tweet with a photo of a girl he claims is his little sister. His response reads, “this you ????? My lil sister got a fatter ass than you, stop using n3on for views.”



His tweet is referring to a YouTuber named N3on who Frank has been posting photos with as of late. According to this tweeter, Frank has committed the heinous crime of “using N3on for views” while also having an insufficiently round ass. As we know, women whose bodies we don’t personally find attractive are deserving of ridicule and scorn so the world knows of their evil deeds.



People were quick to ask what the hell this guy’s deal was. There were several references to “Sweet Home Alabama,” while others simply told the man to put his phone down and step away from the internet. Overall, most everyone thought his tweet was insane and that caring about any of this was bizarre.


I agree. Although I do appreciate a literal Freudian slip as much as the next guy.

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