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New Pentagon Press Reporter Was Once a 3.8-Star Cameo Creator

‘Enshittification’ Might Explain Why Everything Sucks Now

There are surely other reasons, too.

White House Budget Chief Russ Vought Caught Doodling During Cabinet Meeting

Of course, you’re doodling during a meeting, you’re twelve.

Kash Patel Allegedly Wears a Women's Medium-Sized Jacket

Italian Man Caught Impersonating His Mother for Years to Collect Her Pension

You’ve got to admit, he nailed the disguise.

Now the ShamWow Guy Is Running for Congress

The ShamWow guy is running for Congress.

Amateur Astrophotographer Upstages NASA by Using a $600 Portable Telescope to Do What They Couldn’t

Bro said, “Fine, I’ll do it myself.”

People Say ChatGPT Has Randomly Started Calling Them ‘Babe’

Watch your mouth, computer.

British Karaoke Bar Says Ban on Solo Drinkers Is About Creating a Safe Environment

God forbid if someone wants to sing some Whitney Houston alone on a Friday night.

Former Inmate Says the Prison Holding Diddy Is Notorious for ‘Late-Night Shower Parties’

He must be right at home.

A Missouri Judge Who Routinely Dressed Up As Elvis In Court Has Resigned

So what, a guy can’t have hobbies?

Are Layoffs and ‘Vibe Coding’ to Blame for the Recent Internet Outages?

The infrastructure that keeps the internet online might be breaking.

A Man Named JD Vance Was Arrested for Threatening JD Vance

It’s unclear if the two are related.

Sweetgreen’s 106-Gram Protein Bowl Is a Last-Ditch Effort to Save the Dying Slop-Shop

You’re not imagining things; the protein business is booming.

Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With Hollywood Talent Agency UTA

They’re bringing those big blocks of cheese to the big screen.

Microsoft Warns Windows 11’s AI Agent Might Infect Your Computer With Malware

Tate McRae’s Phoenix Show Was a Measles Superspreader Event

If you saw Tate McCrae in Phoenix last week, you might want to see a doctor.

Sean Ono Lennon Is Becoming an AI-Slop Poster

Ringo’s kids would never.

Congressman Blames Elon Musk after He Was Pictured Looking at Models on His iPad

You know what they say about living in glass houses?

Mexico’s ‘Gen Z Led Protest’ Was Full of Middle-Aged People

The CIA used to be good at this.

Research Shows Bingeing Short-Form Videos Is Bad for You

This is your brain on 67.

Three New Jersey Men Surrender After Stealing 200 Stuffed Animals from an Amusement Park

They also caused roughly $50,000 in damages.

Elon Musk Tried to Warn Us About Trump

Credit where credit’s due, I guess.

Bryan Johnson Admits His Obsession With Longevity Has Gotten Out of Control

He’s starting to see the light.

Man Wants to Be Reunited With the Shark That Nearly Bit His Head Off

This is what forgiveness looks like.