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Someone Tried to Smuggle Surf ‘n’ Turf Into Jail Using a Drone

Modern problems require modern solutions.

The Taliban Detained Four ‘Peaky Blinders’ Cosplayers and Is Attempting to ‘Rehabilitate’ Them

They did nothing wrong.

JD Vance Puts Out Statement Saying His Marriage Is Doing Fine, Actually

He says it’s “as strong as it’s ever been” — but maybe it just wasn’t that strong to begin with.

Tech Bro Roasted For DoorDashing Steak Tartare

Germany Debuts 200-Point Plan to Simplify Their Government

Point number one: Fewer points!

‘Garbage’ Singer Asks Fans to Stop Throwing Beach Balls at Her Shows Because She ‘[Expletive] Hates the Beach’

The musician said she didn’t get into the business to be reminded of the sand.

Even Quentin Tarantino’s Stan Accounts Are On Paul Dano’s Side

Your days are numbered, foot boy.

Latvia Says They’re Running Out of Men

Women have begun “renting husbands” to help out with household chores.

JD Vance Allegedly Got Kicked Out of the Main Government Group Chat

“Are you guys all hanging out without me?” -our Vice President, probably.

The Dollar Tree Is Quietly Raising Prices

At least we still have the Costco hot dog.

One Million Bags of Shredded Cheese Recalled Due to ‘Shards of Metal’

There’s metal in the shredded cheese, I repeat, there’s metal in the shredded cheese.

New Pentagon Press Reporter Was Once a 3.8-Star Cameo Creator

IRS Says It Needs to Watch Your OnlyFans Content to See If You Qualify for ‘No Tax On Tips’

Throw it back hard enough, and they might just give you a tax break!

New Zealand Man Arrested for Swallowing $19,000 Fabergé Egg

Police are currently waiting to retrieve the egg.

White House Budget Chief Russ Vought Caught Doodling During Cabinet Meeting

Of course, you’re doodling during a meeting, you’re twelve.

Simon Cowell Says He’s Sorry for Being a Jerk on ‘American Idol’

Too little, too late.

People Think Kim Kardashian Is Soft Launching a Neuralink

According to her doctor, she does need one.

Kash Patel Allegedly Wears a Women's Medium-Sized Jacket

Charlie Kirk’s Face May Be Poisoning AI Image Generators

Internet users say so many people have generated images of Charlie Kirk that other faces are starting to resemble Charlie Kirk.

Town Uses AI to Create Christmas Mural, Accidentally Generates Boschian Horror

Celebrate the holiday season with nightmares beyond your comprehension!

Italian Man Caught Impersonating His Mother for Years to Collect Her Pension

You’ve got to admit, he nailed the disguise.

A Bunch of Congressmen Have (Allegedly) Decided to Suddenly Retire After Realizing that Being in Congress Sucks

All of a sudden, members of Congress are realizing they could just be on a beach somewhere.

Now the ShamWow Guy Is Running for Congress

The ShamWow guy is running for Congress.

Amateur Astrophotographer Upstages NASA by Using a $600 Portable Telescope to Do What They Couldn’t

Bro said, “Fine, I’ll do it myself.”

People Say ChatGPT Has Randomly Started Calling Them ‘Babe’

Watch your mouth, computer.