Food delivery apps are filled with all sorts of B.S. restaurants that you’ve never heard of before. Most of these are ghost kitchens — food made in the kitchen of a restaurant branded with another restaurant’s name. Ever had Pasqually’s Pizza? You were eating Chuck E. Cheese. Thrilled Cheese and Super Mega Dilla? Sorry, brother, that was IHOP.
Is that what happened here? We don’t know. What we do know is that one Firehouse Subs available on Uber Eats was briefly renamed to “DICK AND PUSSIES FRY.”
Discovered by Redditor SnooStrawberries570, the menu and images seem to feature the same sandwiches and branding as Firehouse Subs. The only difference is the name, which has been altered to “DICK AND PUSSIES FRY AT(RED LIGHT AREA).” I have no idea what the Red Light Area is, but I wouldn’t recommend going there unless you’re prepared for your dick/pussy to be fried.
“They really let anything on this app huh,” SnooStrawberries570 wrote in the title of the post.
For those who think that SnooStrawberries570 may have made up this listing, he did not. Though it has been fixed now, a quick Google search (safesearch on, please) of “dick and pussies fry” shows that the “restaurant” could be found on both Postmates and Uber Eats. They were even listed as one of the top 10 sandwich delivery joints in their area — good for Dick and Pussies!