As 2024 Haute Couture Week continues in Paris, France, one stateside model decided to get in on the fun, turning the Washington D.C. subway system into their personal catwalk.

While it's unclear how the aspiring runway maven found themselves on the track, they clearly knew their stuff, strutting throughout what appears to be a divider at L’enfant Plaza near the National Mall, slowly removing their jacket atop the illuminated platform.

Though one passerby appeared to be enjoying the show, station officials appeared to be less-than-amused, doing their damndest to shoo the wannabe supermodel off the tracks.

“Ay bruh stop recording!” an authoritative voice can be heard saying towards the end of the clip, a sentiment echoed throughout social media.

“When you don't hold a PTS. Otherwise, he'd be off that catwalk before his feet could touch the floor,” wrote u/boughtoriginality on r/ImTheMainCharacter.

“Chuck a brick,” added u/Ok-Example-408.

Though the people of Reddit — and the D.C. Metro — may have not been blown away by the trespasser’s catwalk chops, his walk is one for the ages. Someone get Anna Wintour on the phone, stat!