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The Pope Says Gettin’ Off is a ‘Gift from God’

Continuing his streak of saying unusually cool stuff, the Pope Francis has decided to let the world know that he believes sexual pleasure is a “gift from God,” although he was quick to follow that up with the recommendation that it be “disciplined with pa

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Can Brazilian Waxes Lead to Nuclear Farts?

There are many downsides to the ever-rising popularity of TikTok, but one definite benefit is the fact that health professionals are able to share important medical information with the public directly and in a way they’ll actually engage with.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'That is a Butthole': Community Notes Teach Important Lesson On Sea Urchin Anatomy

Community Notes isn’t afraid to call a butthole a butthole.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Call the Police!’: Employee Fired After Brawl Breaks Out Over Espresso Shots

How many baristas does it take to pour an espresso shot? I don’t know, but this one better not be involved.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Unluckiest Dude Ever Gets Pantsed After Getting Run Over By Car

The only thing worse than getting nearly run over by a car three separate times? Losing your pants and underwear in the process.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

10-Mile-Wide ‘Devil Comet’ is Heading Toward Earth

It seems likely that when humans do go extinct, we’ll go the way of the dodo bird.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Teacher’s Third Graders Form ‘Tiny Cult’ Devoted to Spinning Chip Meme

It’s an unfortunate reality that as you get older, children start to make less and less sense.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Unlucky Thieves Accidentally Rob Undercover Cops in Mugging Gone Wrong

Though several London thieves may have looked to snag a luxury watch during a late-night mugging, they got a whole lot more than they bargained for.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Buccaneers Player Brags About Having a ‘Three-Hour Goon Sesh With the Boys’

If you try to visit the Instagram page of Tampa Bay Buccaneers tight end Ko Kieft, you’ll notice that his account is now set to private.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Boss Personally Picks Up His Employees Instead of Giving Them a Snow Day

As a kid, one of the best things that could happen was when school would get canceled due to terrible weather, usually snow.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Woman Says Dating an Adult Make-a-Wish Kid Was a ‘Complete and Utter Nightmare’

If influencer Andra could have one wish granted, it would probably be to wipe her “complete and utter nightmare” of a date with a former Make-A-Wish kid from her memory.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

It's So Cold in the Midwest People Are Making Their Ramen Forks Float

As an Arctic blast sent temperatures plummeting into the negative double digits this past weekend, several (very bored) Midwesterners found a new way to pass the time.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Big Bro Goes Yard Off Little Bro’s Soft Ball Pitching

Who doesn’t love a good prank? Well, children, for one.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

TikTok is Ragging on Hailey Bieber For Claiming That She ‘Works’

Social media has given celebrities a place to share their thoughts directly with the public. And now the public can throw their thoughts about celebrities right back at them.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Siblings Prank Their Mom By Using Time Zones to Correctly Solve Every 'Wheel of Fortune' Puzzle

Now this is a wholesome prank I can get behind.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

With King Charles Headed to the Hospital, Trisha Paytas Fans Wonder If She Did It Again

Oops, she's done it again.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

A Disappearance Expert Tells Us How to Log Off for Good

It doesn’t need to be said at this point, but the internet is overwhelming.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Man Who Fell Into Bill’s Construction Pit Heralded As 'Good Luck Charm'

After nearly six decades without nabbing as much as an AFL Championship, fans of the Buffalo Bills have allegedly taken extreme measures in the hopes of landing their first Super Bowl win — sacrificing themselves to a giant pit.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Teacher Known as the ‘Orgasm Pope’ Fired By Her School District

Despite her alter ego as the Orgasm Pope, Austrian online sex coach Monika Rahel Ring found herself the subject of a dramatic excommunication … from her day job as an elementary school teacher.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Woman Loses It After Getting Locked Inside Walmart After Allegedly Shoplifting

Though Walmart may be known for its surprisingly low prices, one woman discovered that the big box store does not honor the time-honored five-finger discount.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm