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People Are Down Bad for This Water Stain

After roughly a decade of down bad posting, it appears the horndogs of Reddit have finally made a full 360, finding themselves thirsting over, well, actual tea.

You Can’t Even Afford Hot Dogs on a Wienermobile Driver’s Salary

Have you ever wanted to be an Oscar Mayer weiner, because then everyone would be in love with you? Would you settle for being an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile driver?

Jeremy Allen White’s New Photoshoot Finally Shows Bulge, But Not a Belly Button

Despite being incredibly hot, poor Jeremy Allen White, best known for playing Carmy on The Bear, just can’t catch a break.

Online Blackjack Dealer Doesn’t Even Try to Hide Her Cheating in Real Time

Everyone knows that the house always wins.

Girl Filming TikTok In Her Driveway Gets Run Over By Her Dad

The only thing more awkward than getting caught making a TikTok in public? Getting caught making a TikTok in public …after getting nearly bulldozed by your stepdad’s car.

His Ex Accused Him of Giving Her HIV, Turns Out She Was Lying

One recent example is a case where a man’s ex-girlfriend publicly accused him of giving her HIV, posting the accusation to social media and resulting in a flood of people sending him abusive messages.

‘Looks Like Poop': New Footage Claims to Show ’Jellyfish” Like UFO

We want to believe … that this new alleged UAP isn’t actually bird poop.

Batman and the Joker Take to the Street Amid Cartel Violence in Ecuador

Ecuadorian President Daniel Noboa may have declared a state of emergency on Monday, yet it appears tensions in the country have only escalated since his now-headline-making decree.

Home Inspector Aghast at the Incredibly Shoddy Craftsmanship of New 1.3 Million Dollar Home

With the price of homes the way they are (high and rising higher) you'd think a 1.3 million dollar home would be well made right? Well, not in this economy.

Man Pranks His Mom Into Thinking Aliens Are Invading Earth

Though UAP may stand for Unidentified Aerial Phenomena, one mischievous son decided to bring new meaning to the acronym, Utterly, Absolutely Pranking his mother into believing Earth was in the midst of an alien invasion.

Gunmen Take Ecuadorian News Station Hostage While Live on Air

One Ecuadorian news team found their broadcast facing one hell of an interruption on Tuesday afternoon, after several armed gunmen stormed their Guayaquil studio, taking hostages while cameras rolled.

'Year of the Tunnel': Secret Passage Found Under New York Synagogue, Fight Ensues to Protect It

The year’s only just begun, and it’s already been big for tunnels.

‘This Would Be My Last Day at the Job’: Unlucky Dude Manages to Spill Two Giant Buckets of Marinara Sauce in Two Seconds

Some days just go from bad to worse. This is doubly so if you work in a customer-facing job.

A-Hole Apartment Manager Boards Up Every Front Door of Building, Trapping Tenants Inside

If you’ve ever rented an apartment, you’ve probably had a bad landlord.

‘This Is So Boebert Coded’: Dude Gets Finger Up the Butt During NHL National Anthem

Oh say can you feel, a finger in your bum?

Epstein Look-alike Photographed With Taylor Swift is Monte Lipman, CEO of Republic Records

Days after unsealed court documents linked several celebrities to late, disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, many right-wingers were convinced that karma would soon come for Taylor Swift, citing one very unfortunate viral photo of the pop princess.

'I'm Doing Everything I Can': Dude Gets Stuck In Decorative Urn During Party Trick Gone Wrong

One Alabama man recently l-urn-ed a very hard lesson about party tricks, shooting to viral, schadenfreude-fueled infamy after getting trapped inside a decorative urn at his pal’s New Year’s Eve party.

Wedding Party Ambushes Coffee Shop, Holds Impromptu Ceremony and Reception

Looking to save money on your “I do’s.”

American Tourist Breaks Down in Tears After French People Speak French During Her Trip to France

Despite making solo trips to distant locales like Denmark and Sweden, travel and food influencer Angela came to a terrifying discovery during her recent vacation to Lyon, France — French people are, in fact, French people.

iPhone Falls 16,000 Ft During Alaska Airlines Door Disaster, Manages to Emerge Unscathed

Though the infamously indestructible Nokia 3310 may have been discontinued in 2005, the now-bygone brick phone has finally found an equally sturdy successor — one stubborn iPhone plucked virtually unscathed from the rubble of Friday’s Alaska Airlines dis

Gypsy Rose Blanchard Trades One Prison For Another

U.K. Police Launch First Ever Investigation Into A ‘Virtual Sexual Assault’

Police in the United Kingdom have opened up their first ever investigation into a virtual sexual assault following a complaint made in 2023.

We Finally Have Color-Correct Images of Uranus

In today's science revelations, new telescope images reveal the true hues of the planets Uranus and Neptune.

10-Year-Old Girls Are Torturing Sephora Workers Across the Country

Workers at high-end makeup and beauty stores like Sephora and Ulta have taken to TikTok to rant about their greatest enemies, 10-year-old girls.