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Christians Think God Postponed the Rapture Until After the Epstein Files Are Released

If you’re reading this, you didn’t get raptured.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Funny

Alleged ABC Attacker Had Reminder Note on Fridge to ‘Do the Scary Thing’ on the Day of the Attack

Somehow simultaneously frightening and embarrassing.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Theo Von Says He Didn’t Consent to Being in the Department of Homeland Security’s Deportation Meme Video

He claims his thoughts on immigration are “alot more nuanced” than the 30-second meme video implies.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wtf

Insiders Now Claim the ‘Coldplay Couple’ Weren’t Having an Affair At All

And I’m sure that’s what they both told their partners.

By Braden Bjella

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Someone Put Up a Statue of President Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Holding Hands on the National Mall

*Let me tell you ‘bout my beeest friend!*

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wtf

A Small Town Worked Together to Win the Lottery, Making Everyone a Multimillionaire

That’s called community organizing!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Ftw

Doxxing App for Charlie Kirk’s Critics Accidentally Doxxed Its Users

An app designed to collect information on people mocking Charlie Kirk’s death may have accidentally leaked the info of the people posting on the site.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Only 35 Percent of High School Seniors Read at Proficient Levels

We’re becoming a post-literate society.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

OnlyFans Models Have Hijacked ‘Taco Tuesday’

The world you grew up in no longer exists.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Funny

U.K. Judge Rules Manager Who Called Her Boss ‘Dickheads’ Was Wrongfully Fired

She’s living the dream!

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Funny

The FDA Is Again Warning That Shrimp May Be Contaminated With Radioactive Material

Shrimp is off the menu, boys.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Funny

Teacher Arrested for Filling Classroom With ‘Poop Spray’

After a mysterious odor plagued the campus for weeks, officials discovered that the smell came from a man using fart spray.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Eww

Haribo, the Gummy Bear Company, May Have Accidentally Created the World’s Best Power Bank

Just like Hitachi makes both trains and the Magic Wand, Haribo can now say they make gummy worms and hikers’ favorite power bank.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Funny

Man Arrested After Ordering Tools for Hostage-Taking on DoorDash

Note to any future criminals: Don’t Uber Eats your duct tape and zip ties!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wtf

Drone Paranoia Has Finally Reached Europe

Remember last year when everyone was worried about drones? Well, now the same thing is happening overseas.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Trump Administration Says Pro-Luigi Mangione Posts Officially Make You a Terrorist

If you’ve made any, you should probably go about deleting them.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wtf

Harry Potter Actress Banned from Convention Because She Has an OnlyFans

She says it’s helped her pay her bills. A convention says they can’t have someone associated with “adult” content.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wtf

A Pennsylvania Bus Driver Threatened to ‘Cook’ a Bus Full of Schoolchildren

That’s an easy way to lose your job.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Twitter Bops Are Painting Themselves Blue

What is going on?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Funny

Tesla Is Redesigning Its Door Handles Because People Keep Getting Stuck Inside Their Cars

That *does* feel important.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Charlie Kirk’s Memorial Allegedly Caused Grindr to Crash in Arizona

Charlie Kirk has been laid to rest.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Ftw

What Is the ‘Indian Internet Theory’?

You’ve heard about the “Dead Internet Theory,” but what about the “Indian Internet Theory”?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wtf

New Study Finds That Using a Smartphone Makes You 10 Years Dumber

We knew it (we think).

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wow

Should Airplanes Have Airbags?

Flying is already the safest way to travel.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Funny

Funny articles

Christians Think God Postponed the Rapture Until After the Epstein Files Are Released

Alleged ABC Attacker Had Reminder Note on Fridge to ‘Do the Scary Thing’ on the Day of the Attack

Theo Von Says He Didn’t Consent to Being in the Department of Homeland Security’s Deportation Meme Video

Insiders Now Claim the ‘Coldplay Couple’ Weren’t Having an Affair At All

Someone Put Up a Statue of President Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Holding Hands on the National Mall

A Small Town Worked Together to Win the Lottery, Making Everyone a Multimillionaire

Doxxing App for Charlie Kirk’s Critics Accidentally Doxxed Its Users

Only 35 Percent of High School Seniors Read at Proficient Levels

OnlyFans Models Have Hijacked ‘Taco Tuesday’

U.K. Judge Rules Manager Who Called Her Boss ‘Dickheads’ Was Wrongfully Fired

The FDA Is Again Warning That Shrimp May Be Contaminated With Radioactive Material

Teacher Arrested for Filling Classroom With ‘Poop Spray’

Haribo, the Gummy Bear Company, May Have Accidentally Created the World’s Best Power Bank

Man Arrested After Ordering Tools for Hostage-Taking on DoorDash

Drone Paranoia Has Finally Reached Europe

Trump Administration Says Pro-Luigi Mangione Posts Officially Make You a Terrorist

Harry Potter Actress Banned from Convention Because She Has an OnlyFans

A Pennsylvania Bus Driver Threatened to ‘Cook’ a Bus Full of Schoolchildren

Twitter Bops Are Painting Themselves Blue

Tesla Is Redesigning Its Door Handles Because People Keep Getting Stuck Inside Their Cars

Charlie Kirk’s Memorial Allegedly Caused Grindr to Crash in Arizona

What Is the ‘Indian Internet Theory’?

New Study Finds That Using a Smartphone Makes You 10 Years Dumber

Should Airplanes Have Airbags?

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