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Every High-Level Official Who’s Gone on Record Saying UAP Are Indeed Real

Here’s a list of 16 government fat cats who have spoken on the record about aliens and Unidentified Anomalous Phenomenas (aka UPAs, aka a fancy term for UFOs).

People Try to Leave Exploding Firework Stand, But It Keeps Getting Worse

That’s the thing about fireworks: They blow up.

10 Insane Weapons From Humanity's Dark Past

UFO-Shaped Cloud Appears In the Sky Over New Zealand

A strange shape appeared in the New Zealand sky last month that looks exactly like a UFO.

7 Bizarre Final Requests from Death-Row Inmates

Here are seven of the weirdest death row requests, including a pile of dirt and SpaghettiOs…

Journalist Claims There Are 'A Lot of Attempts' to Stop Witnesses from Testifying at UFO Congressional Hearing

J. Corbell, a documentarian and journalist who covers all things aliens, says that the powers that be are already trying to silence people scheduled to speak at the upcoming Congressional hearing.

Charlie Kirk Spots Aliens in the Sky, Doesn't Demand Their Immediate Deportation

Charlie Kirk shares video of possible UFO

Truck Carrying Massive Beam Gets Obliterated By Train

Trains and cars don’t mix.

Attempted Shoplifter Tries to Make Daring Exit, But Can’t Get the Door Open

Keep kicking, I’m sure it will work out!

Watch Two $3 Million Bugatti Chirons Take Each Other Out Trying to Pass a Truck in Morocco

Money, it turns out, doesn’t buy brains.

EDM Series Gets Roasted After Performer Makes ‘Wee-Woo’ Sounds Into Microphone for 20 Minutes

If you follow electronic music, you’re probably familiar with the name Boiler Room.

Reddit Witches Want to Curse Trump But Fear He May Have Magical Protection

Reddit witches are casting freezing spells against Trump but does it have any effect on him?

Ship Easily Clears Bridge. Its Cargo? Not So Much

Clearance is important, guys.

Latex Luke Says Life Is Better 'Trapped Inside' a Suit of Latex

My interaction with Latex Luke began after I wrote about the videos he had been posting to social media of him trapped in an inflatable latex suit. I was curious about the guy, so I reached out to him.

The Doomsday Fish That Just Washed Ashore in Australia May Signal the End Times

An oarfish was caught off the coast of Australia. Here's why some believe that's a bad omen.

Why Are the Packers Tweeting About Catching 'Hot Piss'?

Professional football is overstuffed with idioms and cliches.

This Might Be the First Swordfish Fatality Ever Recorded

A woman was fatally impaled by a swordfish while surfing in Indonesia.

Unidentified Flying Object Spotted Floating Above San Diego

A video shows an unidentified flying object floating above downtown San Diego.

The Man in Charge of Sudan’s Bombing Campaign Is Allegedly a Reddit Methhead

Man fighting in Sudan Civil War is allegedly using meth.

Senior Military Official Says the Aliens Are Already Here (And He's Seen 'Em)

The former head of the Pentagon’s Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAP) Task Force has seemingly confirmed he's seen aliens.

Man Ruins Massive Pool Competition with Just One Beer Bottle

With great drunkenness comes great irresponsibility.

These Mysterious Blobs Popping Up on the Shores of Canada Have Scientists Completely Stumped

A mysterious blob-like substance has started appearing on the shores of Canada, and so far, experts have zero clue what these things are.

This Is the Prayer to Unmask Satan's Hidden Presence

An exorcist's guide to luring Lucifer out of hiding.

Dozens of Unidentified Flying Objects Surveyed a Military Base for Weeks and Bamboozled the Pentagon

With each new report of an unidentified flying object, it feels like we’re getting closer to the U.S. government finally confirming that aliens are, in fact, real.