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A Comprehensive List of Everyone Diddy Has (Allegedly) Tried to Murder

Diddy has been around the world trying to avoid the feds, but his life on the lam came to an end last night.

Here's More NFL Players Throwing Up

It’s often said that to truly be great in the NFL, you have to leave it all on the field. If by “it” they mean breakfast, then Josh Myers is well on his way to greatness.

The Presidents Historians Believe Were Secretly Assassinated

If you somehow haven’t heard by now, there was yet another attempt on Donald Trump’s life over the weekend while he was golfing in Florida.

The True Story Behind John Blackthorne, the Crazy British Bloke From FX's ‘Shōgun’

Shōgun is one of the most talked-about TV shows right now, which makes sense because if there’s one thing the internet loves, it’s samurai.

Nosy Woman Laughs and Records as Raccoons Make Passionate Love in Her Front Yard

Leave these two alone!

Lazy Workers Find Ways to Do Their Job While Not Doing Their Job

It’s fair to say that most of us would much rather not be working.

Horny Elk Goes After Female Tongue-First, Gets Rejected, Then Screams

It’s called “flirting,” ever heard of it?

Dudes Trying to Fight Can’t Stop Kissing

If you’re going to spit on someone to make a point, make sure to take a few steps back.

Nature is Scary: Massive Whale Swallowed Two People in a Kayak and Spit them Back Out

Tugging My Heart Strings: Touching Moment a Man Breaks Through to Mom with Dementia

A man named Sebastian sees his dementia-stricken mom in January of 2021, presumably after being separated from her for a significant amount of...

These Guys Take Their Toy Weapons Very Seriously

Forget cosplay — these guys are ready for war.

Sledders Miss Brakes and Slam Into Ice Wall at Full Speed

They should really put a steering wheel on those things.

Watch a Dude Set a Smokestack on Fire

Some people burn smokestacks to get rid of pollutants — or so they say.

Biker Narrowly Avoids Getting His Head Cut Off by Truck

Yikes. This biker was going on his merry way when a truck turned in front of him.

Confused Olympian Doesn’t Understand Why We’re Biting the Medals But Does It Anyway

There’s a long-standing tradition amongst Olympians where they bite their medals.

Biker Gets Swatted Mid-Ride

Nothing ruins a bike ride like getting rinsed by the feds.

Irish Rugby Player Lifts Another Player to a Catch by the Seat of her Pants

I’ve never seen this method before! The ongoing Olympics have seen athletes whip out all kinds of tactics we’ve never seen before.

Did Turkey Send a Real Assassin to the Olympics?

While we were all incredibly impressed by how badass and cyberpunk Olympic shooting contestants looked earlier this week, someone’s uncle has come along and blown them all out of the water just by being himself.

Meet the Italian Gymnast Sponsored By Parmesan Cheese

Sponsorships are a dime a dozen in elite sports.

Local Man Builds Full-Scale Disneyland in His Basement

If there’s one thing rich people love to do with their homes, it’s add weird shit to them.

The Leggings Olympic Beach Volleyball Players Are Wearing Have Somehow Become Controversial

Some people (the majority, I’d wager) tune into the Olympics to see elite athletes at the height of their game compete against one another in an effort to bring glory to their respective countries.

Olympic Shooters Look Like Cyberpunk Assassins

One of the best things about the Olympics is discovering new sports you’d never heard of before, or learning which new sports are now included (this year, it’s breakdancing).

Dude Spills Giant Stack of Coffees While Rollerblading Through a Parking Lot

Meet Parking Lot King: a Boston-based TikTok account that describes itself as a “multimedia global production company” but which focuses almost entirely on posting videos of the same parking lot.

Teen Accused of Derailing Train for Social Media Video

In the almost two decades since the site’s creation, YouTube pranksters have become one of the most annoying subgroups of human beings, often showing little regard for the impact their pranks might have on others.