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Girl Gives the Worst National Anthem Performance Maybe Ever

The national anthem is a song that’s received many renditions, with a significant majority of them being absolutely unlistenable.

Judge Tases Man for Speaking Out of Turn in Court

Nobody likes going to court: Lawyers don’t like it, plaintiffs don’t like it and defendants definitely don’t like it.

Kate Middleton Got a BBL: Conspiracies Swirl Around the ‘Disappearance’ of the Princess of Wales

Kate Middleton fans (c’mon, I’m sure they exist somewhere) have been in a panic the past two months. Why? That’s because their beloved Princess of Wales is MIA — and the internet is full of theories about where she went.

Woman Begins Her ‘Get Railed By 365 People in 365 Days’ Challenge

Setting goals at the beginning of the year isn’t unusual.

Kids Left In Tears After Willy Wonka Experience Resembles Meth Lab

Some Scottish children were lucky enough to experience an immersive Willy Wonka event recently, complete with the intense feelings of disappointment and even fear that most of the kids on the factory tour likely felt in the Gene Wilder classic.

Drea de Matteo Says Only Fans Helped Her Save Her Home From Foreclosure

Though The Sopranos may have been all about sex, violence, and gabbagool, Drea de Matteo — a.k.a. Adriana La Cerva — knows all about that bread lately, opening up about her very recent and very viral turn to OnlyFans.

Guy Takes Out Group of People at High Speeds On His First Day Skiing

The only difference between skiing and bowling? Nothing, if you’re this guy.

'Private Property, You F—ker!': Angry Man Pulls Shotgun On Snowboarder

Though one snowboarder may have intended to catch some fresh powder during his recent day on the slopes, he nearly caught a few strays instead, apparently veering off course and into an angry, gun-toting boomer’s yard.

Emirates Flight Crew Forced to Fight Violent Man Mid-Flight

Though the passengers aboard a recent Emirates flight may have been intending to travel from Dubai to Islamabad, they wound up taking a detour to fist city after an apparently drunk traveler decided to duke it out with crew members.

Cam Newton Fights Off a Gang of Teenagers

Though Cam Newton’s C1N may be all about developing young athletes’ football skills, a handful of players are getting a lot more bang for their buck — literally — honing their fighting chops alongside the NFL icon.

E-Scooter Battery Spontaneously Combusts Mid-Charge

An electric scooter will always look the sickest during a tail whip, however it appears there is a close second place in superlatives of two-wheeled badassery: An electric scooter in the midst of an explosion.

Hockey Fan Gets Head-Butted Back Into His Seat

Though hockey may be famed for its on-ice brawls, NHL players aren’t the only ones getting in on the fun.

‘Who Am I Gonna Call Now?’: Citizens Debate What to Do After Seeing Two Ambulances Crash Into Each Other

Poland has experienced a real “who watches the Watchmen”-style situation. In short, two ambulances crashed into each other — leaving a lot of people wondering what exactly they’re supposed to do in this situation.

Guy Admits to Editing Photos of His Food to Scam DoorDash

Guy Can't Stop Dumping His Peas Into Vending Machine Change Ports

Family of Three Hospitalized After Using Their Daughter’s Easy-Bake Oven

Cops Try to Tase Guy, But He Hits Them With the 1-2 Punch Instead

The only thing that can stop an angry cop with a taser? An angier rando with a legendary TKO combo.

Fraternity Boxing Match Ends in Bros Getting Lit on Fire

While boxing pretends to be a gentleman’s game, at the end of the day, it’s just two people hitting each other.

Guy Roasted After Attempting to Calculate Heroin Into His Macros

Hitting your macros ain’t easy.

Sewage Workers Are the True Heroes of Our Time, New Clip Proves

Though they may lurk in drains and only be called in times of toilet crisis, the internet has come to an all-too-late discovery about the importance of sewage workers — anything you can do, they can do better … and while coated head to toe in s—t.

Dog Fills Scottish Pub With Thick Smoke After Accidentally Triggering Fire Extinguisher

Guy Sets Gym Ablaze Mid-Workout Class

Manager in a Wheelchair Attacks Amazon Driver for His Package Placement

We can all admit that Amazon isn’t great about placing packages where you want them to. That said, there’s got to be a better solution than this.

Tennis Star Calls Out Biased Ump For Bad Call

Reigning U.S. Open victor Coco Gauff may have won her match against Czechia’s Karolína Plíšková at the Dubai Tennis Championships on Wednesday, yet there was absolutely no love between her and the umpire, the pair landing in a heated mid-game spat over a