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Distressed Disneyland Paris Workers Try to Stop Mom from Escaping Stuck ‘It's a Small World’ Ride
Though she may have been in the house of the mouse, one mom decided to make her own rules, yanking her kids off of the boat during a trip on "it's a small world.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Dude Vying for Darwin Award Vows to Eat Raw Chicken Every Day Until He Gets a Tummy Ache
It’s been well established that dudes rock, but sometimes, some dudes can rock a little too hard, as one man on Instagram is currently demonstrating with his plan to eat raw chicken on a daily basis.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Oversharer of the Week: Woman Tells the Story of Marrying Her High School English Teacher
When the New York Times published an opinion piece with the title “We Should All Know Less About Each Other” in late 2021, oversharing on TikTok hadn’t even reached the fever pitch it’s currently experiencing. Now, more than ever, it’s crucial that we all
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Firehouse Subs Chain Owner Allegedly Refuses to Shovel His Walkway, Resulting in Injury to Employee’s Dad
The owner of a Firehouse Subs franchise in Indiana has come under fire for failing to salt the walkways in front of the store, resulting in a local dad falling over and fairly seriously injuring his face.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Nothing is Better Than a Teacher Who Protects His Student’s Pokémon Cards
For as long as time has existed, the nerds were forced to live a life of involuntary celibacy, deriving pleasure from activities among themselves like Dungeons and Dragons or cosplaying. That is, until one teacher unlocked the secret; casually placing you
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
ScenicPisses is the Instagram Account Documenting the Most Scenic Piss Spots
There are several advantages to being a man, but one that women find themselves most envious of in sticky situations is the option to piss almost anywhere you need to. One Instagram account has turned that uniquely male perk into an artform by documenting
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Skeletons in the Closets of Tea Companies Prove They’re All Evil — Or Cults
A TikToker has made it his mission to ruin the lives of all tea lovers by exposing their favorite tea brands as being run by cults or having shockingly sordid histories. Given the contentious history of tea and colonialism, this shouldn’t come as the bigg
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Ghost Jobs’: Woman Claims Most of the Jobs on LinkedIn Are Fake
If you’re reading this and aren’t a trust fund kid, there’s a good chance you’ve endured a seemingly endless and increasingly frustrating job hunt at some point in your adult life. But have you noticed that while so many places seem to be hiring, nobody i
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Employee Roasts Boss After She Belittles Him On Podcast
Though Alexandre Evidente may have signed up to work 9-5, he realized that apparently, a few pissed-off podcast hosts outside of his company had more say on his hours than HR, finding himself under fire after Corporate Natalie and Corporate Bro – a.k.a. N
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Oompa Loompa Liberation Movement Has Its Own Woody Guthrie
Since Roald Dahl published Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in 1964, kids, adults, and comrades alike have questioned the ethics of the Oompa Loompas. Where did they come from? How are they paid? Do they have a union?
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Woman FAFO After Putting Carolina Reapers In Relish
While Aussies may be famed for battling sweltering temperatures, it appears some still can’t take the heat — namely, gardener Wendy Hood, who found herself “on death’s door” after peppering a few home-grown Carolina Reapers into a recent batch of relish.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Historic Connecticut Steeple Crashes to the Ground In Freak accident
Despite standing as a landmark of New London, Connecticut for a little more than two centuries, one historic steeple decided it had seen enough, crumbling to the ground in a heap of wood and stone.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'They’ll Never Find Me': The Man Who Shared A.I. Taylor Swift Pics on X Before Antagonizing Swifties Is 5-Foot-8, Single and Lives In Canada
Though Taylor Swift’s fake A.I. porn may have dominated headlines this week, Twitter pimple @Zvbear learned one hell of a lesson about getting clout at the singer’s expense — you don’t want Bad Blood with Swifties.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
