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The Barefoot TikTokers’ Sneaker Collection Is Actually Worth $20,000, Sneaker Expert Says
As the internet debates whether lifestyle influencer Christi Fritz and her husband are genuine barefoot enthusiasts or just really elaborate trolls (they're trolls), it appears one element of their latest viral video appears to be correct — the estimated
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Construction Worker Hangs From Pallet 30 Floors In the Air
One very unlucky construction worker took the old adage of going “above and beyond” for one’s job a little too literally, finding himself dangling 30 stories above the ground in a high-rise incident gone wrong.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Indian Actress Pisses Off Internet After Faking Death to Raise Cervical Cancer Awareness
Though model Poonam Pandey may have intended to raise awareness surrounding cervical cancer, on social media, she wound up inadvertently raising awareness of the ails of faking one’s death.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'You'll Be Fine': U.S. Military Begs Catgirls to Enlist As Recruitment Hits Historic Lows
As military recruitment hits record lows, boasting the “smallest active-duty force since 1940,” per WAVY, the U.S. The Armed Forces have taken a novel new approach in increasing enlistments, — begging cat girls to bear their claws and fight our national e
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Most Ethical Thing a Polyamorist Can Do Is Shut Up
A couple weeks ago now, New York magazine managed to awaken a sleeping beast of once bygone online discourse — reviving the bludgeoned-to-death debate on polyamorous relationships in its new cover story, “What Does A Polycule Actually Look Like?”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
All the Stupid Things People Are Doing With the Apple Vision Pro
Days after Apple released their new headset, the $3,499 Apple Vision Pro, it appears several tech dudes have already decided to hop on the bandwagon of transforming their entire reality into an ADHD-fueled Subway Surfers meme.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
TikToker Comes Under Fire for Selling Trader Joe’s-Style Tote Bags for $120
Influencer Emily Mariko, of Emily Mariko’s Salmon Rice Bowl fame, has gone viral yet again — this time for advertising to her followers a tote bag that many are calling overpriced and insulting.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
This Valentine’s Day, A Chicago Zoo Is Giving You the Opportunity to Name a Cockroach After Your Ex
This Valentine’s Day, give the gift of hate. A Chicago zoo recently put out an enticing offer for the heartbroken — a perfect opportunity to get back at their exes by identifying them with what they really are: a cockroach.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Cheetos Turn Adorable Golden Retriever Into Vicious Canine Monster
Golden retrievers: A breed of dog famed for their soft golden coats, adorable smiles and the most loving personalities … that is until they get a taste of the forbidden fruit — a bag full of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Two Friends to Share Them With’: You Can Only Add Two Things to These Hot Dogs
Amid all the hypotheticals that have ignited the internet — questions like “Would you rather eat out of your a–hole or poop out of your mouth” or “Would you rather never get it on again or have everyone you sleep with sound like goofy” — a new and much mo
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Nail Tech Requests Relationship Gossip in Exchange for Discount Manicures
Back before capitalism was quite so unchecked, bartering was fairly common. Someone has something you want, you can offer them something they want, and bypass the need to hand over cold hard cash entirely.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Drunk Guy Gets Dealt With After Refusing to Pay For Massage
Though one drunk dude may have tried to keep his buzz going with a nice, relaxing massage, he wound up getting pounded in a very different way, getting his a— kicked by massage parlor staffers after attempting to stiff the bill.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
