As the blogger authority and wordsmith, I'm capable of reviewing the movie before it was even made. This summer in cinemas, the classic starring Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to be raped by Hollywood.

Here's the official teaser/trailer:




The acting was awful. The dialogs.... what dialogs? The screenwriter should be banished. And what about Arnold's replacement? He sucks. All muscles, no personality. The movie's going to be in 3D. We all know what that means - a lot of bull shit effects and combat, no story. I'm disappointed in the new Conan. With all the time and money, they could have made a much better movie.