Dear Cracker Jack, fuck you
Dear crackerjack
Fuck you and your little dog too
I open up a bag of your tasty caramel coated popcorn and
peanuts which may I add I only found 3
peanuts in my bag and to make it worst I
had to wait till the end of the bag since they slide down to
the bottom, and
the prize inside really !! A piece of paper with lame outdated jokes and a
corny
foldable character WTF! I remember when I first laid eyes on you the
amazing box not a flimsy bag!
My mother said I could have a treat and I select
that amazing box! And when I open it up I was over
joyed by the awesome whistle
I found in the box! I tooted that that whistle till I pissed off everyone in
the neighborhood, have you seriously forgotten about the customer and just industrialized
your
product! Fucking sell-outs , thanks
for ruining my fond childhood memories !
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