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DEAR JOURNALMILITARY OP. 12332

Military Log 11654-2 Year-2099

At last, my brigade has landed on the surface of dt1021, the heavily guarded OnsT planet in the dark lankganglia universe. Word is the Lorddread awaits somewhere, carrying his AXP090909, guarded by Nutgobblers and creepingjennies.

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UPDATE-42347-5-488 Year 2099

Our combat team made its way through the forest using our Baddozers and Seeley17's. We came under heavy BuG attacks precieded by saggin's and CollegePics. After hours of emotionlessfear we came to the castle of the Tallest_Midget, lord of the portolet.

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We came across massive amounts of fecalmatter and JBoogie, gross stuff that the killerisme's cammi at you.

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UPDATE 42347-6-489 Year 2099

We had to escape the castle, after being encountered by R2D2 , we stole a heard of Gintaras and berv and headed eastside_dave to look for a playstation3.// ifoundadime, thats all i found, i told my squad leader he was a AWFULJACKASS, then he slapped JISM22 outta my ass.

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I'll keep this military diary posted. 10-4 out

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UPDATE-

We have been hanging around camp, the HunterDad's seem worried, Nutgobbler season is almost near. Most of the boys are listening to Ellimem, I dont much listen to his rap.

I'd hate to end this update on a bluenote67, but HelloGoodbye.

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