Decisions, Decisions!
SpaceEagle
Published
07/09/2011
Well, I was looking around in the eBaum's World store trying to decide what to get with my points. The $10 Visa card was immediately out because I would have to spend $20 in gas to get to a store to use it. SOOOoooo... I thought, "Hmmm... it's between the T-Shirt Swag Pack and the Beanie Swag Pack if I want to cash in my points today. I'd really like a t-shirt, but the beer glass and koozie looked pretty cool too. Of course, if I went with the beer glass, I wouldn't get the condoms, which may come in handy. Another option, I suppose, is to wait until I have 100,000 points and get the Mega Swag Pack. That way, I could have all of them at once.
The only problems that I can see in waiting are that
A) I would have to buy my own condoms while I wait for my points to increase
and
B) The way the economy is going, eBaum's World might go out of business before I get to use my points.
Hmmmm... should I take a gamble and wait for the Mega Swag Pack? Then again, maybe I should get the t-shirt so I can make some ridiculous videos of myself doing something totally stupid that would bring me more points quicker. Maybe I could try head butting a longhorn in my eBaum's World t-shirt. I know there are a few longhorns down the road. Of course, if I do that, I might get shot because the rancher might think I'm out to pick his magic mushrooms. Maybe I could see how many eggs an eBaum's World t-shirt can hold when hurled at me by the neighborhood kids? At least then I wouldn't have to worry about picking buck shot out of my behind. I could just wait until I got enough points for the $100 Visa which would make it almost worth buying the gas to go to the store. Ah, decisions, decisions.
The only problems that I can see in waiting are that
A) I would have to buy my own condoms while I wait for my points to increase
and
B) The way the economy is going, eBaum's World might go out of business before I get to use my points.
Hmmmm... should I take a gamble and wait for the Mega Swag Pack? Then again, maybe I should get the t-shirt so I can make some ridiculous videos of myself doing something totally stupid that would bring me more points quicker. Maybe I could try head butting a longhorn in my eBaum's World t-shirt. I know there are a few longhorns down the road. Of course, if I do that, I might get shot because the rancher might think I'm out to pick his magic mushrooms. Maybe I could see how many eggs an eBaum's World t-shirt can hold when hurled at me by the neighborhood kids? At least then I wouldn't have to worry about picking buck shot out of my behind. I could just wait until I got enough points for the $100 Visa which would make it almost worth buying the gas to go to the store. Ah, decisions, decisions.
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