There were strange characters, all kinds of rooms and corridors. The classrooms had no teachers instead there was an interactive teaching screen. It was decided by the Educational Branch of the NWO that teachers were not doing a very effective job at teaching the kids, so the NWO would do it. I even heard rumors it was because some teachers were spreading political messages to children. The Board of Debunking appointed by the NWO did a fine job in stopping that.

Woody was an eccentric character and nobody liked him. He would say the most extraordinary things and the whole class would laugh at him. I kind of admired Woody. I found it fascinating how he would say anything he wanted no matter what abuse he would receive. My admiration for him was observed by some of the other children. For this I was shunned.

Tom would always arrive to the school neat and pressed with a pasty complexion. Everyone thought Tom was the smartest kid in the school. Well at least that's what Tom thought. He would sit there in class and try to get all the answers right. When he didn't he would get up and stomp his feet. I was truly in awe of this giant intellect.

Kel had a severe lisp and was diagnosed with severe A.D.D.. He would run around the school yard get into a half crouched position and stick out his malformed bum. When ever someone walked by, he would stick out his bony finger and with a voice that reminded me of the sound Tom made as he passed gas though his tight ass. and say "your a faker", in a long quavering way.

We were all arriving at school and Woody shows up in a black and red latex jumpsuit. On top of it he wore a pilots harness. I couldn't help but think how ridiculous president Bush looked the time he came out of that fighter jet with his manhood sticking out like a giant oak tree in the middle of the salt flats. How that crew held formation showed incredible discipline. Everyone started to laugh at Woody but he just threw his head back, curled his lip as if to say "fuck you". Kel looked like he was the hound that caught the fox. He ran up to Woody, crouched slightly forward stuck out his generous butt with full plumbers cleavage and said, "You're a poser". Woody looked up at me with amazement. Looked at Tom whose glare was permanently transfixed on Woody's package. looked again at Kel to which he gave a generous forgiving smile. This truly was a breakthrough because Kel learned a new word. 

That was it, I had to know why Woody was the way he was. So I walked right up to him. This is not something one did lightly, the social repercussions could be devastating. I asked him, "wtf dude what's your problem? Why all the attitude and why are you so pissed off at everyone"? He said "it isn't any of your business so fuck off!" Sensing a real concern on my part he then said, "if you gotta know I'll tell you. Last year my parents died in a plane crash and no one has explained how this could happen. Something about an hydraulic seal? How the fuck does a plane carrying 300 passengers drop from the sky and nobody gets blamed for it? All of a sudden Kel waddles over, like a clipped duck running from a hungry cat, starts his pose and before he can even draw breath Woody lays a punch on his saliva drenched mouth. Woody confused heads back to class.

The next day I see Tom crazily pushing the buttons of his prized Blackberry Cranium Delux. He is scribbling like his hands are on fire. Every once in a while he gives the death look to Woody. Being curious I walk over and ask, "dude whats up"? I look down to see some kind of elaborate plan to destroy Woody. To my amazement Tom doesn't even cover it up! He looks up at me shakes his head and says, " you can't possibly understand". Prodding him on, he finally fesses up. He told me last year Woody stole his bike and threw it into the river. Somehow Woody was able to open some kind of homemade lock Tom designed. This was unacceptable to Tom and he was going to show Woody how superior he was. Out of no where Kel falls on Tom like a fish out of water thrashing about and grabs Tom's prized Blackberry. Kel jumps up throws the Blackberry on the ground, to which it shatters into a thousand pieces. He stands up and with his finger pointing towards the sky, like a general about to go into battle, loudly professes "clone"!!! The whole school yard was held in awe of this miraculous step forward for Kel! There was not a dry eye in all the school yard. Of course Tom's tears were for different reasons.