Hairlessnubs
Hairlessnubs lives in the porch of his stepmothers trailer
He drinks like a fish and talks like a sailor
Last year he discovered the internet and it changed his life
Now he lives in cyber world and has an internet wife
Sometimes when he drops a deuce he forgets to wipe
Because he's too busy thinking up more garbage to type
We thought we had lost him we hoped he was dead
We wondered if his cousin squished him, when she rolled over in bed
Turns out he's still alive and his life is still just a joke
His posts are nothing more then a reflection of dem dare trailer trash folk
We'll probably only have to deal with him for a couple more years
And the blah that he writes while sitting alone drinking 50 cent beers
It wont be too long before he realizes the world would be better if he was dead
And there was one less among us that was Messed In The Head
So MITH hairlessnubs go give your stepmom one final kiss
Then do us all a great favour and go slit your wrist.
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