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How To Tell If Your Friend Was Made In Vitro

There's been many controversial theories about in vitro and how the babies born from a probe are weaker and more prone to illness. Many scientists even claim that the in vitro children have birth defects, and are born with certain genetic disorders.

How can you tell if your friend was an in vitro baby? Some say it's very difficult to tell. You can be guessing if you notice that your friend is often missing classes, or tells you that they easily catch cold and stuff like that. If they are very frail, this could be another clue. But, how can you tell for sure?

Even if you obtained a sample of their DNA and gave it to the experts at CSI, or tested their blood, you wouldn't be able to tell whether or not they were made in a probe. This doesn't mean that there aren't any methods of finding out if somebody was an in vitro baby.

There's a few simple methods, and I'm gonna write about two of them. Both require you to gain enough trust from the person you're investigating to get them to chill with you in a group of friends. Ask them if they wanna hang out with you and a bunch of your friends on the beach or go camping, for example. The beach is a great choice, since if they aren't in vitros, you can often rule them out of your suspicion there.

So, how exactly are you gonna test them? It's simple. In vitro babies were made in a probe, so they don't have a belly button. If you ask them out to the beach, they'll most likely gonna try to cover their lack of belly button and wear a one part swimsuit instead of a bikini, for example. Because their bellies would draw attention since they'd look like this:

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Okay, but what if they are smart enough to hide it? After they change back to regular clothes, ask them to join you and the group you're with and, for example, drink some beers by the fire. After a few cans, start to tease with your suspect, and wrestle with her (or him, if it's a guy). The others are gonna think you're goofing around and cheer for you. While wrestling the supposed in vitro lift up her shirt to see if she has a belly button. Simple. Another method would be to go for a group trip and try to share the motel room with the possible in vitro friend. After she goes to sleep, make sure she's not awake and gently lift the blanket, and, is she doesn't sleep naked, her shirt or PJs. There you go. Simple, right?

Did my blog help you? Perhaps you know different methods? Be sure to share them in the comments below.
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