Once upon the time my car was running on empty.  I had $60 with me or so I thought.  I pull into Ploter Canada to fill up.  For you non Canadians Polter Canada is the new Petro Canada. Point is their both gas stations.  I put down $50 worth of gas.  I go up to the cash counter to pay and it turns out I don't have any money in my left pocket.  I told the guy at the counter that I'll be back in five minutes with the money I gave him my word as a man.  My word as a man was not good enough for this guy.  The cashier bends down to pick up a TV set and he puts it on the counter.  The guy turns it on and it was nothing but white noise.  I recommend him change it to channel three.  I hear a bunch of noises coming from the TV.  I put my hand on the screen and a little blond girl walks up to the cash counter and says to me. "There heeeree!!!" All of a sudden I am sucked into the TV.  Turns out Polter Canada is actually Poltergeist Canada a gas station that insists on building on top of old cemeteries.  All because of this I am now in a dimension full of goblins and ghosts tormenting me.  I pulled out my cell phone and I called the Ghostbusters 555-2368.  Turns out that number doesn't even exist.  I felt so raped of my childhood.  Just then I heard a noise behind me. "Waka. waka, waka."  I turn around and Clyde from Pac Man is coming to eat me. True story I swear.  I ran like the wind.  Everyone knows Pinky is an easier ghost to run from but Clyde, well he means business.   As I was running I hear my girlfriend's voice coming from nowhere.  My bitch I mean girlfriend asked why I didn't pay the man.  I yelled back that I forgot the money...  Just then I checked my right pocket and sure enough my money was in the right pocket I pull out the money and I get sucked back out of the TV.  I pay the cashier and my girlfriend and I were off.  This is experience got me so horny I drove home like a mad man and was ready to make hard core love.  Turns out I just had to go poop.