Due to the unholy nature of the eBaum's blog section I decided  to do a little bible thumping  for you heathenish bunch of devil worshipers! Please send me all the money your generous souls can, so that I may put in a good word to the Lord to save your sinful souls. This offer is for a limited time and has a 100% guaranteed success rate. You'll thank me in the after life.

All the little stars are God's Love.