i have thought of and tried to compile a list of the most manly things a man could do. i know it probably isnt a complete list, but that is what you assholes are here for. now....the list begins.....

take a shit in the woods/open field and use grass or shrubbery to wipe your ass

run naked in nature while screaming in gibberish

throw a rock at a moving object or animal and hit it on the first try

make a fire with just two sticks

fix a car

build a house

dig a ditch with a shovel

fart in a small crouded room and blockade all the doors

write your name in the snow with your piss

howl at the moon

grow alot of body hair

make weapons with just the supplies you would find in the forest

save a woman from a burning house

eat an animal raw

have calouses on your hands, feet, elbows

kill with your bare hands

own an unnessicarilly large amount of power tools

grunt as response to a question/statement

discover something

watch the steam rise from your cock after having sex at night outside in the cold

knife fight someone

stare at boobs

get an erection and then say " look at my erection!" really loud

arrange your garage in a way only you can find anything

divert all questions posed to you by your offspring to their mother(s)

swing a hammer

own a pickax

wear steel toe boots

wear a loin cloth

eat nothing but meat

ignore obviously serious injuries

drive a huge, gas guzzeling truck

eat while naked

solve all problems with violence

ok i cant think of anything else. please add to in the comments. and do something manly today for fucks sake!