My hubby was transferred to Georgia.  Now I've been a Minnesota girl all my life,  (never moved outside the land of 10,000 lakes), and I have a few questions for the Ebaumers who live in the southern part of this great country.  

1.   How long until I stop elongating my O's and get a southern twang to my speech?  

2.   Is it mandatory to watch NASCAR?

3.  Am I going to be the only one running around in a t-shirt when it's 50 degrees outside?

4.  Do velvet Elvis paintings come included when you buy a house?

5.  Do I have to yell "YeeHaw!" everytime I make a really fast turn in my Charger?

6.  Does my husband have to wear white wife beaters and are they considered formal attire   if they are colored?

7.  If I you have a pop-up tent beside your trailer, is that considered a condo?

Thank you for your help in this matter.  Any other helpful hints would be greatly appreciated. 

I'm the Pup and have fun.