Ok, neighbor, i get it...  You think you are a Connoisseur of beer... You buy all this import and domestic, macro / micro brew bullshit..  but let me tell you where you win and fail... Obviously the Heineken and similar style pwn....  But bro... Sam fuckingAdam's? are you shitting me? this has to be the shittiest beer i've ever tasted... I've drank pewtrid rusty tapwater that tasted better than this bullshit....  Cream stout, Scotch Ale.... fucking all tase like Guiness... i.e. Cold Fucking Coffee... who the fuck drinks this garbage and thinks it tastes....drinkable...let alone... ok / good... WTF is wrong with you morons...  Im a fan of Stella Artois, Heineken, Budwieser, etc..  but bro, the cold cofee tasting bullshit excuse for beer... SUCKS...dump that shit in an alley...far, far, away from your house...

that is all

-UCM-

PS:  it should also be noted that my drink of choice is Jack and Coke.