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Not in my gym.

  After injecting 10 grams of creatine nitrate, and snorting a healthy dose of pcp I made it to the gym. As I made my way to the dumbells to start my warmup of 21 curl ups with 311 pounds I spotted something unacceptable. Some fat fellow was attempting bentover rows with disgusting technique, I had to seal my lips shut to prevent me from vomiting gallons of whey protein all over the dumbbells at the site of this repulsive mess. It sent chills down my spine and gave me an overwhelming feeling of losing hope in the human race. I had to take care of this mess before it got worse, I made my way toward this disgusting endomorph grabbing him by his love handles and throwing him to the ground. I was in utter disgust at such an unaesthetic blob in my gym, after a couple swift face spankings I ripped out his spinal chord and began whipping him with it repeatedly. After I had beaten the life out of him I knew what had to be done, I poored gasoline all over the entire gym and lit fire to it. It was a waste of much expensive gym equipment and architecture but it had already been contaminated the second that mobile lard machine set foot in there.
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