old english folk song
MajorTom
Published
09/02/2008
there was an old farmer who sat on a rock
stroking his whiskers and shaking his..
fist at the neighbors who sat on their ricks
they're teaching their children to play with their
kite strings and marbles in the old days of yore
along came a lady who looked like a
decent young lady who walked like a duck
she said she discovered a new way to
Bring up the children to sew and to knit
the boys in the stable were shoveling up
contents of stables left after the hunt
the carman was feeling a nice piece of
straw from the stable cleaning the walls
in came the dear maid to play with his
dog in the dairy where she did belong
and if you think this song's dirty you're f*cking well wrong
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