That’s right folks, porn can be studied at degree level, all thanks to sex guru Rocco Siffredi. Sex-addicted Siffredi, 51, has starred in over 1,300 porno films and specialises in performing rough sex scenes, and now he’s turning his expertise into a learning course.

Interested in enrolling ? Of course you are.

The academy course will put recruits through their paces over 15 days in Budapest, where youngsters will learn advanced sexual techniques, how to talk dirty and how to position themselves in front of the camera. This is just the tip of the penis iceberg though…

The selection process, it seems, is just a rigorous as Siffredi’s signature moves, with only 30 people chosen from over 1000 applications. Father-of-two Siffredi, who is also known as the “Italian Stallion” in the industry, quit starring in adult films this year to dedicate himself to directing and producing. Oh yeah, and for the sake of his marriage. I imagine it’s not really that fun watching your husband fuck loads of women. Speaking about his wife, he admits it is time for him to settle down a little. “Today I can see that my wife, she is the top priority." “She deserves to have what she wanted from day one, to be with me, only me, without having to share me with other girls.”

Lets hope that becoming a certified professor of shagging will cool Siffredi down and turn him into a theorist more than a practitioner. Also if you’re lucky enough to be taking his class, watch out for the practical sessions, you might need some lab goggles to deal with all the steam… and liquids.