So there I was Today fishing and upset waiting for my gf to text
My Girlfriend of 2 years decides to tell me today that she wants some space. I imedietly lose my temper and throw my parents bahamas (spelling) umbrella and patio table across the yard. So i told her to get the fuck out of my house. I then baught a pack of ciggarettes and drove to nearest place where i could fish and relax. I start walking down when some lady passes me by on a bike and says "hi how are you" I replied with o amazing, being sarcastic but she didn't know. So i was jsut going to carry on with my buisness and i said well have a good night. The lady said well it would be a better one if you would follow me about a mile up the road. I was in utter shock and said excuse me? She winked at me and road up the chair. I then relised I was wearing my granny fucker T-shirt
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