Fiokk!! Tired poops want to go home & to beds.

Too many peeples talking, not enough sandwiches in the world to feed alls thems.

Why don't we just lay our heads down to grab some eye shut times? 40 winks will do, as long as gypsies don't curse my crops again this year. So much corn wasted and all over a misunderstanding regarding sheeps vaGINAS!!!!!

Well I tell you what thats the salt time I let a carnie get da best a me.

Anywayz I heard this mornin that a wood peckers greatest drawback is that it gives a lady splinters where a lady splinters so I think that rules out that particular idea for starting a new plastic surgery racket. Have to come up with something more practical... like brass breast augmentations!

Kinda has a nice ring to it.