Just want to thank eBaum for continuously adding more pop ups, ads, spam etc. to the site.  It's fun when it takes 3 minutes to unfreeze the page from ads loading, or having to close 10 pop up ads because my mouse strayed across an advertisement, or having to watch a commercial before a 10 second clip that ends up being stupid.  Thanks eBaum!  Your site gets better by the day!  Hey why don't you start running some full length commercials every 10 minutes or so that we have to watch to get back into the site?  Or why don't you make your users give over their home addressses so we can all get some cool mailings? 

You da man eBitch!

Go fuck yourself!