Who is No_U? Read this Quickly, It Will Be Banned!!!
Letemdangle
Published
06/27/2011
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At great personal risk to myself and what will be an immediate ban of my account from this site, I feel it is my obligation to release the personal information I have received about NO_U, aka Deevo, Tinybits, and SuckySucky.
First some background information
Little Deevo was born in Jolly Old England in a small backwards town called Trollsmackershire.
His mother having been inseminated in her rectum, gave birth to a three pound little shit. Due to her curiosity about the color and texture of her own excrement, she was shocked to see the form of a little child in the toilet. With a big heart and little brains she didn't flush that little bundle of "wtf?" down the drain.
Mother O'hellyea, named him, Aleister C. Flutterbutt. Named after his great Grandfather Aleister Crowley.
The Flutterbutt clan later had a falling out with the Crowley's, when it was revealed that Flutterbutts can actually share their poop chutes amongst themselves.
Here is a picture of Aleister Crowley
And now Deevo, provided by a secret source.
I Know, uncanny! The family resemblance is incredible. The only difference is that Crowley has a deep intensity and Deevo looks as though he is saying, " I want that cock sooooo bad!"
Now Deevo is always making fun of other people's occupations or lack there of. After some investigative work on my part I have learned that No_U is in fact a City of London approved buttshaver. Now, don't look down on this profession, it pays reasonably well and the results can be extraordinary.
I got to admit, I can see why the city snobbery have recommended No_U as a principal Buttshaver.
Here is an example of some of his work. Dazzling!
Before
After
The man is a fucking genius!
Remember, if I get banned, I did it because the world needed to know the truth. Please do not under any circumstances take it out on the Mods or make a complaint to them in this regard. I knew the repercussions of my actions and well the Mods, ... they like to kiss ASS! Well, a Deevo modified original. Who can blame them?
At great personal risk to myself and what will be an immediate ban of my account from this site, I feel it is my obligation to release the personal information I have received about NO_U, aka Deevo, Tinybits, and SuckySucky.
First some background information
Little Deevo was born in Jolly Old England in a small backwards town called Trollsmackershire.
His mother having been inseminated in her rectum, gave birth to a three pound little shit. Due to her curiosity about the color and texture of her own excrement, she was shocked to see the form of a little child in the toilet. With a big heart and little brains she didn't flush that little bundle of "wtf?" down the drain.
Mother O'hellyea, named him, Aleister C. Flutterbutt. Named after his great Grandfather Aleister Crowley.
The Flutterbutt clan later had a falling out with the Crowley's, when it was revealed that Flutterbutts can actually share their poop chutes amongst themselves.
Here is a picture of Aleister Crowley
And now Deevo, provided by a secret source.
I Know, uncanny! The family resemblance is incredible. The only difference is that Crowley has a deep intensity and Deevo looks as though he is saying, " I want that cock sooooo bad!"
Now Deevo is always making fun of other people's occupations or lack there of. After some investigative work on my part I have learned that No_U is in fact a City of London approved buttshaver. Now, don't look down on this profession, it pays reasonably well and the results can be extraordinary.
I got to admit, I can see why the city snobbery have recommended No_U as a principal Buttshaver.
Here is an example of some of his work. Dazzling!
Before
After
The man is a fucking genius!
Remember, if I get banned, I did it because the world needed to know the truth. Please do not under any circumstances take it out on the Mods or make a complaint to them in this regard. I knew the repercussions of my actions and well the Mods, ... they like to kiss ASS! Well, a Deevo modified original. Who can blame them?
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