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Decapitated Snake Tries to Eat Itself
Apparently, even a headless snake can still bite the crap out of you.
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

Woman Wakes Up to the Most Intense Cricket Infestation of All Time
"Better than spiders is all I can say."
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Eww

Men Are Using Period Pads To Soak Up Their 'Gooch Grease'
'Gooch grease' is now unfortunately part of the Oxford English Dictionary.
By nootens
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Woman Makes a Chicken Farm From Fertilized Trader Joe's Eggs
"This video may have just solved the egg shortage crisis."
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

'Uncooked and a Piece of Paper': Guy Reviews Worst-Rated Burger In Philadelphia
"Not only was I scared for my life the entire time, my burger was undercooked."
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

'Arrest This Man': Dalai Lama Asks Young Boy to 'Suck My Tongue' and Later Apologizes
This is abhorrent.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

20 People Having A Real Bad Day
It just wasn't their day
Featured 2 years ago in Eww

Guy Takes Back Drink after Girl He Bought It for Starts Talking to Another Guy
It's safe to say the comment section didn't go the way he planned.
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

Woman On Slots Hot Streak Refuses to Leave Her Seat and Pisses Her Pants
Don't mess with lady luck! Especially when you're on a heater.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Eww

Some Poor Viking Dropped this Massive Deuce Over 1,000 Years Ago
You know what they say, records are meant to be broken.
By Broseph_Mcbrah
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Keep my Belly Full and my Balls Empty': Most Misogynistic Wedding Vows Ever Read Aloud
That's one way to start a marriage, let's see if it pays off. Although belittling your bride and shooting your shot with Margot Robbie might not be the smoothest jumping off point.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Eww

'OMG It's Him': JaVale McGee Gets Harassed by the Kid Who Hijacked the Game Awards
If you recognize this man-child, it's for good reason. He was arrested at the 2023 Streamer Awards for interrupting the 'Elden Ring' development team while they were accepting their award for Game of the Year.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Eww

Doctor Reviews Things You Shouldn’t Stick Up Your Penis
Dr. Kent DeLay has seen a thing or two in his time as a board certified South Carolina urologist.
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

Podcast Boss Says You Shouldn't Hire People With Ugly Girlfriends, Only Wants Ugly Guys Working For Him
Podcaster and "7 Figure/Yr Nationwide Virtual Wholesaler" Tyson Smith doesn't think that you should hire anybody with an ugly spouse, because it means they "can't close."
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Eww

Guy Finds the Most Pooped in Toilet in the World, and Another Guy Proudly Adds One to the Count
What do you think is the most used toilet in the world?
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Tenant Exposes His Bat-Infested ‘Luxury Apartment'
Let's take a look at what true 'luxury apartment' complexes actually look like.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Eww

Dude Gets Swatted While Taking a Shit at 7-Eleven and Refuses to Get Up
“One more pinch. It’s almost there. Hold on, please."
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Funny