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Job Interviewers Say Gen Z Doesn’t Know How to Answer the Phone

Job Interviewers Say Gen Z Doesn’t Know How to Answer the Phone

They apparently just wait for you to start speaking.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

McDonald’s Got Hacked Because Their Password Was ‘123456’

McDonald’s Got Hacked Because Their Password Was ‘123456’

They should have gone for the tried-and-true “hunter2.”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Police Catch Wisconsin Man Hiding Drugs in Bag Labeled ‘Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs’

Police Catch Wisconsin Man Hiding Drugs in Bag Labeled ‘Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs’

Reverse psychology doesn’t always work on the cops.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Florida’s First ‘Super Speeder’ Was Arrested Literally Minutes After the Law Went Into Effect

Florida’s First ‘Super Speeder’ Was Arrested Literally Minutes After the Law Went Into Effect

The alleged perpetrator was caught driving 104 miles per hour.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Roblox CEO Says That He Wants the Game to Be a Dating Site

Roblox CEO Says That He Wants the Game to Be a Dating Site

Meanwhile I’ve never met a single adult who plays Roblox.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

‘People Need to Mind Their Business’: Woman Complains After Being Called Out on Facebook ‘Just Because’ She Robbed Someone’s House

‘People Need to Mind Their Business’: Woman Complains After Being Called Out on Facebook ‘Just Because’ She Robbed Someone’s House

Isn’t it so annoying when someone names and shames you for your obvious crimes?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Another Person from ‘Tiger King’ Has Been Sentenced to Prison

Another Person from ‘Tiger King’ Has Been Sentenced to Prison

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Just kidding, this guy stinks!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

TSA Reluctantly Admits That Your Shoes Aren’t Dangerous

TSA Reluctantly Admits That Your Shoes Aren’t Dangerous

Still can’t carry more than three fluid ounces, though!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Around Half of All Bosses Are Now Using A.I. to Fire People

Around Half of All Bosses Are Now Using A.I. to Fire People

If A.I. is making these decisions for you, it sounds like *you* can be replaced by A.I. — just saying!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Cops Were Caught Using A.I. to Generate Fake Evidence Photos

Cops Were Caught Using A.I. to Generate Fake Evidence Photos

Well this feels like it will be bad for society.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Robinhood’s CEO Looks Like a Cheap Bond Villain

Robinhood’s CEO Looks Like a Cheap Bond Villain

This is a bit on the nose.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

You Literally Can’t Play Lorde’s New CD

You Literally Can’t Play Lorde’s New CD

The aesthetic is cool. If only it worked!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Companies Are Hiring ‘Etiquette Coaches’ to Teach Gen-Z Workers to Shower

Companies Are Hiring ‘Etiquette Coaches’ to Teach Gen-Z Workers to Shower

They also have problems looking people in the eyes, experts say.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Japan Hangs ‘Twitter Killer’

Japan Hangs ‘Twitter Killer’

Wait, Japan still hangs people? Like from ropes?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

After Championships, Athletes Used to go to Disney World; Now They Work the Cash Register

After Championships, Athletes Used to go to Disney World; Now They Work the Cash Register

Sign of the times?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Police Called Over Fake Disneyland Wedding Featuring Child Bride

Police Called Over Fake Disneyland Wedding Featuring Child Bride

This might be the most French headline of all time.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Utah Firefighters Scolded For Having BBQ at Scene of Deadly Fire

Utah Firefighters Scolded For Having BBQ at Scene of Deadly Fire

I shouldn’t be laughing.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Jeep Flees D.C. Police by Driving Across National Mall Lawn

Jeep Flees D.C. Police by Driving Across National Mall Lawn

Go Anywhere. Do Anything.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Dude Smacks Face on Concrete After Trying to Help a ‘Paralysis Turtle’ Cross the Street

Dude Smacks Face on Concrete After Trying to Help a ‘Paralysis Turtle’ Cross the Street

New fear unlocked.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Celebs Are Now Selling A.I. Versions of Their Younger Selves That You Can Flirt With

Celebs Are Now Selling A.I. Versions of Their Younger Selves That You Can Flirt With

Dirty talk not off-limits!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Classified Information Got Leaked on ‘War Thunder’ Forums Again

Classified Information Got Leaked on ‘War Thunder’ Forums Again

Add it to the list.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Diddy’s Defense Plans to Invoke Iran War In Closing Arguments

Diddy’s Defense Plans to Invoke Iran War In Closing Arguments

Bold move, Diddy, let's see how it plays out.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Google's A.I. Keeps Threatening to Kill Itself

Google's A.I. Keeps Threatening to Kill Itself

It's getting depressed and saying it will off itself when it messes up.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

It’s Not Just Dudes: Women Are Also Swapping Their Partners for A.I. Companions.

It’s Not Just Dudes: Women Are Also Swapping Their Partners for A.I. Companions.

Is this the future? Are these people just unhinged? Or, most concerningly, both?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Anti-Government Talking Heads Really Don’t Know How to Feel About Palantir

Anti-Government Talking Heads Really Don’t Know How to Feel About Palantir

Good? Evil? Who knows!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

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