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U.S. Soldier Goes to Russia to Cheat on His Wife, Is Immediately Arrested

If you’re a soldier who is considering leaving the Army to go cheat on your wife with your Russian girlfriend in her home country, uh, don’t do that.

‘He’s Exorcising Their Last Brain Cell’: This Hypnotist Can Allegedly Make You Faint With a Single Touch

Science says that only around two-thirds of people are suggestible to hypnosis.

Everyone Hates Apple’s New iPad Commercial, Especially the Japanese

Imagine you’re Tim Cook, CEO of Apple, forever operating in Steve Jobs’ shadow and trying to chase the high of the early-to-mid aughts when people still seemed excited about the products you had to offer.

R.F.K. Jr. Actually Has Brain Worms

The term “brain worms” gets thrown around a lot these days, but rarely do we get someone who has an actual, confirmed case of brain worms.

This Furry Robot Dog Will Kill Us All

When Boston Dynamics started building their robot dogs all those years ago, the reaction of the internet was largely, “Hey, that’s cool!”

Belle Delphine Claims PayPal Stole The $90,000 She Made Off of Her Infamous ‘Gamer Girl Bath Water’

Remember Belle Delphine, one of the most famous e-girls on the internet who went viral for, amongst other things, selling her bath water online?

A Drunk Ric Flair Gets Cut Off At a Florida Bar

Apparently being widely considered to be one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time isn’t enough to save you from being cut off when you’ve had too much to drink.

College Graduation Speaker Booed After Promoting Bitcoin, Says He Took Ayahuasca to Write Speech

Giving a graduation speech is easy-peasy.

Chick-fil-A Employee Fired for Promoting Chicken Chain on Her Personal TIkTok Is Now Shake Shack’s Newest Spokesperson

Chick-fil-A has made a lot of powerful enemies recently, potentially even more than when they were outed as homophobes.

Vegans Are Eating Cat Food Now

A common meme in the vegan community is how often they’re asked, “How do you get your protein?” Well, now we have an answer: cat food.

Guy Decides to Pick a Fight With San Jose Mayor’s Security While He’s in the Middle of an Interview

Seemingly every week there’s another viral video of people getting into a public spat or altercation that inevitably turns physical.

The ‘Monster’ Hiding in a Little Girl’s Closet Was 50,000 Bees

Children being afraid of their closets is a tale as old as time.

‘You’re Still Touching Me!’ Entitled Train Passenger Insists on Using A Rando As Her Personal Footrest

Something about public transportation seems to bring out the worst in some people.

Early 2010’s NBA Fashion Was Just Ellen DeGeneres-Core

Ellen DeGeneres called, she wants her swag back.

The Harshest Burns From the Roast of Tom Brady

The roast of Tom Brady was okay despite everyone trying way too hard.

Influencer Heiress Tries to Bully Rando Into Handing Over Her Instagram Handle

This is what happens when you live an entitled life.

New Yorkers Take Turns Yelling at Woman Blocking a Parking Space

Driving in New York City isn’t for the fainthearted, thanks in large part to the absolute lunatics who do choose to drive there.

Boeing Emergency Slide Falls Off During Takeoff and Lands in Backyard of Lawyer Suing Boeing

Those working against Boeing haven’t had the best of luck in recent months.

The Rock Is Constantly Late and Pees in Water Bottles, Say Coworkers

Filing this under “things I could have happily gone my entire life without knowing,” former colleagues of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson recently revealed that, amongst other things, The Rock pees in water bottles to save time when shooting movies.

Guest Throws Tantrum After Hotel Throws Away Expensive Clothes Left Behind in Her Room

No One Has Ever Been More Turned on Than a Brit Eating Cold Beans From the Can

Brits love their awful food. Mushy peas, jellied eels, that one dish that’s just a pie of fish heads? Yeah, I’ll pass on the whole country.

OF Model Throws Tantrum After Being Told She Can’t Hump the Ground at the Gym

‘You Couldn’t Waterboard This Out of Me’: Woman Admits She Wrote a Book for Her First Crush and Then Tattooed His Rejection Drawing on Her Chest

A strong contender for the award for “weirdest story that probably should have been kept secret” has emerged thanks to a girl on TikTok who shared her story of the craziest thing she’s done for a crush.

Wannabe LinkedIn Influencer Roasted After Sneaking into the Brooklyn Half Marathon

In a classic case of girlbossing too close to the sun, one self-described entrepreneur found herself in hot water recently after attempting to share her story of triumph after sneaking into the Brooklyn Half Marathon over the weekend.

Man Publicly Calls Out His 37 Closest Friends for Not Doing More to Help Him Find a Girlfriend

Anyone who’s used the internet in the past 20 years will understand just how many people online are sexually frustrated and willing to take it out on innocent bystanders. But one Tennessee man has taken it to the next level.