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RIP r/GoonCaves: The Popular Subreddit for People Way Too Into Jerkin’ It Has Shut Down

RIP r/GoonCaves: The Popular Subreddit for People Way Too Into Jerkin’ It Has Shut Down

Older readers might remember when Reddit was truly a cesspit — not as bad as 4chan, but still home to several unpleasant subs where very sad and lonely people could congregate and be awful together.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Google’s A.I. Wants You to Drink Your Own Pee

Google’s A.I. Wants You to Drink Your Own Pee

Whatever you do, don't do what Google's A.I. tells you.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dude Claims He Has Proof Ghislaine Maxwell Was an Avid Redditor

Dude Claims He Has Proof Ghislaine Maxwell Was an Avid Redditor

Ghislaine Maxwell is still in jail, and, depending on how conspiracy pilled you are, Jeffrey Epstein is either dead or living it up under an assumed identity somewhere in Eastern Europe.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Pro Slapper Gets Hit So Hard His Head Does a 360

Pro Slapper Gets Hit So Hard His Head Does a 360

Slap fighting is a deceptively dangerous sport.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Model Plane Hobbyist Flies Plane Full Speed Into His Friend’s Head

Model Plane Hobbyist Flies Plane Full Speed Into His Friend’s Head

Given all of the issues that have been happening with planes recently, it’s understandable that some people’s interests have turned from the large to the small.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dodgers Organist Plays ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ as Car Burns in the Parking Lot

Dodgers Organist Plays ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ as Car Burns in the Parking Lot

Baseball is often accused of being boring — which might be one of the reasons that so many games have been invented around watching the sport that don’t actually involve the sport itself.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Tesla Nearly Kills Driver By Driving Straight Into a Speeding Train

Tesla Nearly Kills Driver By Driving Straight Into a Speeding Train

Tesla is so, so close to developing full self-driving for its vehicles. In fact, according to Elon Musk, the cars will have the option to fully drive themselves by 2018!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Refuses to Acknowledge Emergency Row Instruction, Gets Arrested

Woman Refuses to Acknowledge Emergency Row Instruction, Gets Arrested

For God’s sake, flying on a plane doesn’t need to be this hard.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

One Dead After Boeing Flight Drops 6,000 Feet in Seconds

One Dead After Boeing Flight Drops 6,000 Feet in Seconds

A Singapore Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing on Tuesday after a Boeing 777 dropped 6,000 feet after experiencing "severe turbulence."

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Dollar Store Scuffle Ends With Woman Pooping and Fleeing the Scene

Dollar Store Scuffle Ends With Woman Pooping and Fleeing the Scene

Thanks to the gut-brain axis our brains and our guts are closely interlinked.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Get a Room!': Washington D.C. Road Rage Is Just Two Dudes Spitting in Each Other's Faces

'Get a Room!': Washington D.C. Road Rage Is Just Two Dudes Spitting in Each Other's Faces

These dudes are giving road rage a makeover, Forget fighting your traffic enemies and start spitting in their faces.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Influencer Roasted After Accidentally Naming Her Daughter ‘Tess Stickle’

Influencer Roasted After Accidentally Naming Her Daughter ‘Tess Stickle’

Technically, the child’s name is Theresa Havens Stickle, and she was born to Kelly Havens Stickle, who appears to be a fairly conservative Christian tradwife influencer, and her husband Levi, who already have two sons, James and Thad.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

DoorDash Driver Gets Sent on Mission to See If Partner Is Cheating

DoorDash Driver Gets Sent on Mission to See If Partner Is Cheating

Being a DoorDash driver sounds like an easy job — until you realize it means dealing with the kinds of people who order food at three in the morning.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘It’s a Baby’: Crying Baby Starts a Shouting Match at Mexican Restaurant

‘It’s a Baby’: Crying Baby Starts a Shouting Match at Mexican Restaurant

A 50-year-old woman named Madi was recently arrested after causing a disturbance with her public freakout at a Mexican restaurant. The cause of her freakout? A crying baby.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Brits Try to Drive from London to South Africa, Everything Goes Wrong

Brits Try to Drive from London to South Africa, Everything Goes Wrong

Four weeks ago, three Brits embarked on a trip that would take them from London to Cape Town, South Africa.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The Funniest and Most Brutal British Road Rage of All Time

The Funniest and Most Brutal British Road Rage of All Time

This might be the best road rage video we've seen in a very long time.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Dude Eats Firecracker, Has Loony Toons-Esque Reaction

Dude Eats Firecracker, Has Loony Toons-Esque Reaction

We’ve all met that dude at the bar who can do tricks with their body that make you wonder how they’re still alive.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Men Are Getting Beard Transplants, and It’s Terrifying

Men Are Getting Beard Transplants, and It’s Terrifying

Commenters were unforgiving, with one top comment simply reading, “Congrats it looks terrible.”

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

German Thirsts Over Cigarette Smoking YouTuber, and People Have Concerns

German Thirsts Over Cigarette Smoking YouTuber, and People Have Concerns

Jacob Jones is a cigarette influencer, something that you probably thought hasn’t existed since the 1950s.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

World’s Sexiest Job? Being an Accountant, Says Reddit

World’s Sexiest Job? Being an Accountant, Says Reddit

What’s the sexiest job in the world?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Australia’s Richest Woman Demands Art Gallery Take Her Ugly Portrait Down

Australia’s Richest Woman Demands Art Gallery Take Her Ugly Portrait Down

Now this is how you troll someone.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Airport Employee Falls Out of Plane When Coworkers Yank Stairs from Under Him

Airport Employee Falls Out of Plane When Coworkers Yank Stairs from Under Him

Look before you leap: It’s advice that comes in handy more often than you’d think.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

British Soccer Fan Captures Video That Perfectly Illustrates the Two Different Types of Sports Fans

British Soccer Fan Captures Video That Perfectly Illustrates the Two Different Types of Sports Fans

Anyone who’s ever been to any kind of sporting event is probably familiar with the two types of fans that attend — or plague — them.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Hoarding Potatoes Behind Her Bed Might Be Slowly Poisoning Herself

Woman Hoarding Potatoes Behind Her Bed Might Be Slowly Poisoning Herself

We all have that dish that spends more of its time in the bedroom than it ever has in the kitchen.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Biker Gets Locked in Bus After Road Raging With Driver

Biker Gets Locked in Bus After Road Raging With Driver

To paraphrase the immortal words of the Big Lebowski, there are times when you’re not wrong, but you’re still an asshole.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

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