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Fan Flees Yu-Gi-Oh Convention Because It Smelled So Bad

What do you imagine a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament smells like?

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Idiot Drivers Crashing Their Fancy Cars

For some reason, people with fancy cars really love destroying them.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Who Didn’t Get Raptured Demands a Refund on Her Generous Tips

Do you ever hear a story and think, “This could literally only happen in America?”

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

5 of the Most Successful Drunk People in History

Earlier this year, a Redditor made an incredible post on r/Confession. Of course, anything on the internet should be taken with a grain of salt, but I’m inclined to believe this dude simply because of the scale of his claim.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Cleanup Crew Tackles Room of Man Who Hadn’t Cleaned in 8 Years

Fellas, clean your room.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Mexican Child Really Wants to Be Chinese

Unbelievably, this child isn’t alone. As it turns out, TikTok is filled with wannabe Dolezals, ranging from kids who think they’re Filipino to youngsters who really, really want to be Mexican.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Sues 50 Women Who Made Fun of Him on Facebook for Being a Bad Date

Somehow, “men suing women for calling them bad dates” is becoming a trend.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Tracks Down Her Deadbeat Husband Thanks to the Power of the Internet

You’d think that it would be almost impossible to completely disappear in this day and age, but everyday people manage it — until the armchair detectives of the internet turn their keen eyes their way, that is.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Elderly Woman Plows Her Car Through a Gym

This isn’t what we meant by “hit the gym.”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Tow Truck Speeds Off After Attempting to Nab Car Full of People

In general, you’re not supposed to tow a car that has people in it.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Christians Are Bracing For Another Potential Rapture. Except They're Six Years Too Late

Doomsday addicts be like "just one more apocalypse prediction."

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Crane Accidentally Drops Shipping Container Into Family's Front Yard

Taking door-to-door delivery a bit too seriously.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Russian Republic Bans All Music That’s Too Fast or Too Slow

Sorry, hardcore fans — if you’re looking for a place to host your next party, you’re going to have to count out Chechnya.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Elon Musk Confirms He Has a Burner Account Where He Pretends to Be a Baby

Watching Elon Musk’s daily life has many people reacting like the mom in The Babadook — i.e. frantically screaming “WHY CAN’T YOU BE NORMAL?!”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Not Enough Hours in the Day? Blame the Reptilians Speeding Up Time, Says Reddit

Some days go by faster than others. If you have a normal brain, you might think that this is due to humans having a shifting perception of time depending on what activity we’re doing.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Ricky Martin Caught Pitching a Tent At Madonna Concert

Was that a Bon-Bon in his pocket or was he just happy to see us?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Yesterday They Thought They'd Be Raptured. Today They’re Still Posting On Reddit

The old adage of "onto the next one" applies to failed raptures, too.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Surprisingly, Everyone Who Stared At the Sun Is Now Complaining of Eye Pain

Yesterday, an eclipse was visible across the United States.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Teen Nearly Blinded After Staring at Eclipse Through Telescope

If you looked at the sun without glasses yesterday, you really shouldn’t have. That’s because even a brief unprotected stare into an eclipse can cause irreversible eye damage, says the Adler Planetarium.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Guy Can’t Believe That His Girlfriend Throws Away Their Spoons Instead of Washing Them

Sometimes being in a relationship means learning about all of your partner’s idiosyncrasies and choosing to love them anyway, but sometimes it means learning about your partner’s idiosyncrasies and roasting them online because you’re baffled beyond belief

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

British Boat Race in Poop Water Leaves Everyone Sick

The sanctity of the annual Oxford-Cambridge boat race was recently tarnished after contestants had to contest with literal poo in the water, which some claimed resulted in their being infected with E.coli prior to the race.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

People Think CERN Is Opening a Portal to Hell Today

A lot of things will happen on eclipse day. The apocalypse is not one of them.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Woman States Not All Girls Should Wear Crop Tops, Resulting in Everyone Wearing Crop Tops

In a desperate bid to become influencers, thousands of people take to TikTok daily to share thoughts that nobody needed to hear on topics nobody wants to discuss.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Guy Fired After He Stocked Department Store Shelves, Decides to Undo His Work

This is going to be pretty awkward in the exit interview. After allegedly getting fired from his job, one grocery worker decided to exact his revenge.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm