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Guy Can’t Believe That His Girlfriend Throws Away Their Spoons Instead of Washing Them

Sometimes being in a relationship means learning about all of your partner’s idiosyncrasies and choosing to love them anyway, but sometimes it means learning about your partner’s idiosyncrasies and roasting them online because you’re baffled beyond belief

British Boat Race in Poop Water Leaves Everyone Sick

The sanctity of the annual Oxford-Cambridge boat race was recently tarnished after contestants had to contest with literal poo in the water, which some claimed resulted in their being infected with E.coli prior to the race.

People Think CERN Is Opening a Portal to Hell Today

A lot of things will happen on eclipse day. The apocalypse is not one of them.

Woman States Not All Girls Should Wear Crop Tops, Resulting in Everyone Wearing Crop Tops

In a desperate bid to become influencers, thousands of people take to TikTok daily to share thoughts that nobody needed to hear on topics nobody wants to discuss.

Guy Fired After He Stocked Department Store Shelves, Decides to Undo His Work

This is going to be pretty awkward in the exit interview. After allegedly getting fired from his job, one grocery worker decided to exact his revenge.

20 People Who Ran Out of Good Luck

Things could always be worse ... just ask these guys.

Boomers Are Realizing No One Wants Their Fancy China

Boomers love to keep a cabinet of “luxurious” china that never gets touched.

TikToker’s ‘PowerPoint Night’ Sounds like Actual Hell

Hosting a dinner party with friends? Fun. Hosting a PowerPoint party with friends? What the hell is wrong with you?

Crypto Bros Bought $29k of Coin Even After Creator Promised to Scam Them

If you’ve spent any time in the crypto space, you’re probably familiar with the concept of a “rug pull.”

Extremely Petty Reasons People Broke Things Off With Their SOs

For the George Costanza in all of us.

Entitled CEO Thinks He's Above the Law

Richard Shulman, CEO of Medical Technologies Group, is pulled over and never stops running his mouth, thinking he's above the law.

Texas Landscaper Uses Weed Whacker to Go after Robbery Suspects

Never mess with the lawn guy.

20 Older Folks That Were Totally Out-of-Touch With Reality

Times change and it is unfair to ask people to completely change with them. Still, sometimes it feels like the older generations are oblivious to the modern world around them.

22 Facepalms to Fill Your Week With Fail

There's a lot of negativity online, and here's even more.

Wives Are Trying and Struggling to Eat at the Same Speed as Their Husbands

Challenging ourselves and discovering just how much our bodies can handle can be fun, even if it feels painful at the time.

20 Terrible Tattoos That Are Permanent Reminders of Regret

Put the (tattoo) gun down!

Cheese-Obsessed British Husband Won’t Stop Eating Blocks No Matter What His Wife Thinks

Far from being an app for children, there are plenty of adults on TikTok, using the app to varying degrees of success.

Husband Learns His Wife Left Him for An 19-Year-Old Through Reddit

In what I’m hoping beyond hope is a fake post, a man took to Reddit to ask for advice after getting into an argument with his wife about how much one-on-one time she’s been spending with a male friend who happens to be 11 years her junior.

Women Are Falling for Dan the ChatGPT Boyfriend Bot With Immaculate Rizz

In the future, everyone will be assigned an A.I. boyfriend or girlfriend once they reach adulthood (bisexuals will be allowed to choose).

French Diver Slips Off Board, Belly Flops Into Pool As President Emmanuel Macron Watches

Dude Threatens Burger King Worker with Gun for Giving Him Discount

For most people, getting an unexpected discount would make their day.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Earthquakes and Solar Eclipses Are a Warning From God

The bar for being a politician in the United States is already pretty low.

And They Think They’re Better Than Us: Study Shows Europeans Don’t Wash Hands After Pooping

For many dudes, washing your hands after peeing is more of a “vibes”-based choice. However, a post-poop hand wash is simply a must… or so we think.

Bavarian Police Stage Underwear Protest Because They Can’t Get Uniforms

In America, our police are kitted to the gills.

Entitled Influencer Steps On People's Food For Clout

One Dan Schnider special coming right up!