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People Are Mixing Cleaning Supplies for TikTok Clout and Accidentally Filling Their Homes With Toxic Gas

This new TikTok trend could literally kill you.

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Cop Gets Caught on Bodycam Visiting Classroom to Have Affair With Teacher

The officer, who was tasked with telling kids about the dangers of substance use, instead learned the dangers of having an affair.

By Braden Bjella

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This Mom on TikTok Is Using ChatGPT to Raise Her Daughter

We are so cooked it isn’t funny.

By Peter Rapine

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Former NASA Engineer Thinks Earth Is Surrounded by Trillions of Alien Surveillance Devices

Further proof that just because someone worked for NASA, it doesn’t mean they’re “smart.”

By Peter Rapine

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Subway Footlongs Are Now $14

Say what you will about Jared Fogel, but when he was around, at least the price of a footlong was only five bucks.

By Peter Rapine

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Celsius Energy Drinks Recalled After They Accidentally Contained Something Much Harder

This is a defense attorney’s dream.

By Peter Rapine

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Australia’s First Rocket Launch Ended With the Rocket Crashing After 14 Seconds

Maybe they didn’t account for it being upside down.

By Braden Bjella

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Men Are Complaining That Grok’s Anime Bot Has Stopped Flirting With Them

They’re now trying to figure out ways for it to talk dirty again.

By Braden Bjella

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Couple Caught Banging in Elevator Really Doesn’t Know How to Play It Off

What elevator are you on where you think you have the time for this, anyway?

By Braden Bjella

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Small Blue Alien Spotted on Ring Camera in L.A.

Don’t get your hopes up.

By Peter Rapine

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A Man Ran a Fake Embassy for a Fake Country — And Made Millions

Turns out, that’s illegal.

By Braden Bjella

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Young People Say Boomers Won’t Get Off Their Dang Phones

Oh, how the tables have turned!

By Braden Bjella

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Cambodia Is Asking Soldiers to Stop Trying to Become Influencers Because It’s Giving Away Their Location

This is neither the time nor place for TikTok dances!

By Braden Bjella

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Clorox Was Allegedly Hacked After Hackers Called Their Security Company, Asked for Their Password and They Just Gave It to Them

It was just that easy.

By Braden Bjella

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Man Gets Removed from Flight for Not Taking Off His Travel Pillow

Of all the things to get kicked off a plane for, you’re doing this?

By Braden Bjella

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Parents Are Terrified Their College-Age Children Are Too Dumb for Keys

Give them a *little* credit, geez.

By Braden Bjella

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Harvard Astrophysicist This Time Certain Alien Spacecraft Could Attack Earth By November

I’m starting to think aliens don’t care about us.

By Peter Rapine

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‘They’re Good Friends’: Nintendo Has Officially Said That Mario and Princess Peach Aren’t A Couple

Okay, but in the same way your aunt has a “roommate,” right?

By Braden Bjella

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The Sydney Sweeney Economy Is Booming

As a man, I will buy anything, as long as Sydney Sweeney tells me to.

By Peter Rapine

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Toronto Roasted for Announcing Transit Cops Are Now Called ‘POOs’

As if Toronto transit couldn’t get any crappier!

By Braden Bjella

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Embarrassed Crypto Kidnappers Return Victim After Only Finding $9 in Digital Wallet

Yet another reason to not “flex” on social media.

By Braden Bjella

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Someone Fell Into the Lake at the Cleveland Browns’ New Helmet Reveal

Has this team ever had a W?

By Braden Bjella

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Boomers Are Leaving Retirement Communities After Realizing That Living With Boomers Sucks

Most of you are okay. But some of you… Geez.

By Braden Bjella

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Couple Arrested for Having Oral Sex on Flight

The skies are getting a bit too friendly these days.

By Peter Rapine

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A ‘Silent Disco’ Was Just Shut Down Due to Noise Complaints

Nobody will let you throw a party anymore.

By Braden Bjella

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People Are Mixing Cleaning Supplies for TikTok Clout and Accidentally Filling Their Homes With Toxic Gas

Cop Gets Caught on Bodycam Visiting Classroom to Have Affair With Teacher

This Mom on TikTok Is Using ChatGPT to Raise Her Daughter

Former NASA Engineer Thinks Earth Is Surrounded by Trillions of Alien Surveillance Devices

Subway Footlongs Are Now $14

Celsius Energy Drinks Recalled After They Accidentally Contained Something Much Harder

Australia’s First Rocket Launch Ended With the Rocket Crashing After 14 Seconds

Men Are Complaining That Grok’s Anime Bot Has Stopped Flirting With Them

Couple Caught Banging in Elevator Really Doesn’t Know How to Play It Off

Small Blue Alien Spotted on Ring Camera in L.A.

A Man Ran a Fake Embassy for a Fake Country — And Made Millions

Young People Say Boomers Won’t Get Off Their Dang Phones

Cambodia Is Asking Soldiers to Stop Trying to Become Influencers Because It’s Giving Away Their Location

Clorox Was Allegedly Hacked After Hackers Called Their Security Company, Asked for Their Password and They Just Gave It to Them

Man Gets Removed from Flight for Not Taking Off His Travel Pillow

Parents Are Terrified Their College-Age Children Are Too Dumb for Keys

Harvard Astrophysicist This Time Certain Alien Spacecraft Could Attack Earth By November

‘They’re Good Friends’: Nintendo Has Officially Said That Mario and Princess Peach Aren’t A Couple

The Sydney Sweeney Economy Is Booming

Toronto Roasted for Announcing Transit Cops Are Now Called ‘POOs’

Embarrassed Crypto Kidnappers Return Victim After Only Finding $9 in Digital Wallet

Someone Fell Into the Lake at the Cleveland Browns’ New Helmet Reveal

Boomers Are Leaving Retirement Communities After Realizing That Living With Boomers Sucks

Couple Arrested for Having Oral Sex on Flight

A ‘Silent Disco’ Was Just Shut Down Due to Noise Complaints

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