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American Eagle Records Decline in ‘Foot Traffic’ Post-Sydney Sweeney Ad Drama

Turns out her jeans aren’t so great after all.

By Peter Rapine

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Man Accused of Opening Plane’s Emergency Exit Says He Just Wanted to See How It Worked

Now he knows, I guess.

By Braden Bjella

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Woman Crashes Out After Seeing Pickleball Players on the Courts After Hours

I don’t know if she’s right, but I know that the pickleball players are wrong.

By Braden Bjella

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Man Doing F-15 Ride Along Accidentally Ejected While Still on the Ground

At least he didn’t do it in the air!

By Braden Bjella

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Rachel Brosnahan’s Husband Allegedly Liked a Comment on IG About Him Being a Cuck

He has since turned off his Instagram comments.

By Peter Rapine

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Woman Accused of Intentionally Slipping on a Banana Peel in Insurance Scam

Sometimes, you’ve just gotta go for a classic.

By Braden Bjella

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An Influencer Illegally Flew to Antarctica. Now, He’s Stuck

Teenage American influencer Ethan Guo said he was going to fly to all seven continents. Now, he can’t leave one of them.

By Braden Bjella

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Vince McMahon Says Hulk Hogan Wasn’t Racist, Just Said Racist Things

Oh, okay, that clears everything up.

By Braden Bjella

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Tesla’s New ‘Robotaxis’ Are Basically Just Normal Taxis

Customers have been surprised to see that their “self-driving taxi” comes with someone in the front seat.

By Braden Bjella

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Gen Z Is Living With Their Parents at a Percentage Not Seen Since the Great Depression

This is bad.

By Peter Rapine

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Target Sugar Cookies Recalled for Containing Wood Chips

If you recently bought sugar cookies from Target, you might want to save them for your next bonfire instead of chowing down on them.

By Peter Rapine

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A Real Housewife Tried to Remove Her Face Parasite With Nair, and It Didn’t Go Well

Hey, I don’t see any face parasites from here.

By Peter Rapine

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Sam Altman Says Gen Z Is Lucky to Be Replaced By A.I.

Yeah, because they’ll never find a job.

By Peter Rapine

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After A.I., High Schoolers Have Literally No Idea What to Major In

For the first time, “underwater basket weaving” may actually be a decent major.

By Braden Bjella

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Students in Gary, Indiana, Are Being Taught by Virtual Teachers

Thousands of Indiana students are back in the classroom this week; however, there is one thing missing: the teachers.

By Peter Rapine

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ChatGPT Updated. Now People Are Saying Their ‘Best Friend’ Is Gone

This can’t be good for our society.

By Braden Bjella

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MGK Claims His Mom Was Abducted by Aliens and He’s Half Extraterrestrial

This is simply not true, Colson.

By Braden Bjella

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Pete Davidson Says Performing for Famous People Is ‘Terrible’

“Famous people only like themselves,” he stated.

By Braden Bjella

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A British Website Published a Pasta Recipe. Italians Are So Mad They’re Harassing the British Embassy

“Italians be normal about your food” challenge failed once again.

By Braden Bjella

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19 Times Bands Couldn’t Finish The Tour

”This is gonna ruin the tour.”

By Sabrina Fernandez

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Breast Milk Flavored Ice Cream, Sadly, Doesn’t Contain Any Breast Milk

I smell a class-action lawsuit coming.

By Peter Rapine

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Woman Running for Office Says Women Shouldn’t Run for Office

But aren’t you… You’re running for… What?

By Braden Bjella

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City Not Thrilled About Their ‘GAY’ Airport

Every airport gets assigned a three-letter code. This one happens to be “GAY” — and locals aren’t happy about it.

By Braden Bjella

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Nintendo Warns Not to Play Your New Switch on a Hot Day

Excited to play your Switch this summer? Well, according to Nintendo, you really shouldn’t.

By Braden Bjella

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Trading Card Game Competitions Smell So Bad That They’re Crowdfunding Soap for Gamers

You know what they say about Magic: The Gathering tournaments — If you don’t know where it is, just follow the smell!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

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American Eagle Records Decline in ‘Foot Traffic’ Post-Sydney Sweeney Ad Drama

Man Accused of Opening Plane’s Emergency Exit Says He Just Wanted to See How It Worked

Woman Crashes Out After Seeing Pickleball Players on the Courts After Hours

Man Doing F-15 Ride Along Accidentally Ejected While Still on the Ground

Rachel Brosnahan’s Husband Allegedly Liked a Comment on IG About Him Being a Cuck

Woman Accused of Intentionally Slipping on a Banana Peel in Insurance Scam

An Influencer Illegally Flew to Antarctica. Now, He’s Stuck

Vince McMahon Says Hulk Hogan Wasn’t Racist, Just Said Racist Things

Tesla’s New ‘Robotaxis’ Are Basically Just Normal Taxis

Gen Z Is Living With Their Parents at a Percentage Not Seen Since the Great Depression

Target Sugar Cookies Recalled for Containing Wood Chips

A Real Housewife Tried to Remove Her Face Parasite With Nair, and It Didn’t Go Well

Sam Altman Says Gen Z Is Lucky to Be Replaced By A.I.

After A.I., High Schoolers Have Literally No Idea What to Major In

Students in Gary, Indiana, Are Being Taught by Virtual Teachers

ChatGPT Updated. Now People Are Saying Their ‘Best Friend’ Is Gone

MGK Claims His Mom Was Abducted by Aliens and He’s Half Extraterrestrial

Pete Davidson Says Performing for Famous People Is ‘Terrible’

A British Website Published a Pasta Recipe. Italians Are So Mad They’re Harassing the British Embassy

19 Times Bands Couldn’t Finish The Tour

Breast Milk Flavored Ice Cream, Sadly, Doesn’t Contain Any Breast Milk

Woman Running for Office Says Women Shouldn’t Run for Office

City Not Thrilled About Their ‘GAY’ Airport

Nintendo Warns Not to Play Your New Switch on a Hot Day

Trading Card Game Competitions Smell So Bad That They’re Crowdfunding Soap for Gamers

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