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Brazilian Police Investigate Bizarre Death of Woman With ‘26 iPhones Glued to Her Body’

Brazilian Police Investigate Bizarre Death of Woman With ‘26 iPhones Glued to Her Body’

Thankfully, it wasn’t the phones that killed her.

By Peter Rapine

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Florida Announces They Will Be Putting Flags at Half Mast for ‘Hulk Hogan Day’

Florida Announces They Will Be Putting Flags at Half Mast for ‘Hulk Hogan Day’

Say what you will about Hogan, but we can all agree that he was certainly a Floridian.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 week ago in Facepalm

Bots Now Account for Half of Global Web Traffic

Bots Now Account for Half of Global Web Traffic

There is a 51 percent chance that whoever is reading this isn’t a real person.

By Peter Rapine

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People Are Mixing Cleaning Supplies for TikTok Clout and Accidentally Filling Their Homes With Toxic Gas

People Are Mixing Cleaning Supplies for TikTok Clout and Accidentally Filling Their Homes With Toxic Gas

This new TikTok trend could literally kill you.

By Peter Rapine

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Cop Gets Caught on Bodycam Visiting Classroom to Have Affair With Teacher

Cop Gets Caught on Bodycam Visiting Classroom to Have Affair With Teacher

The officer, who was tasked with telling kids about the dangers of substance use, instead learned the dangers of having an affair.

By Braden Bjella

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This Mom on TikTok Is Using ChatGPT to Raise Her Daughter

This Mom on TikTok Is Using ChatGPT to Raise Her Daughter

We are so cooked it isn’t funny.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 week ago in Facepalm

Former NASA Engineer Thinks Earth Is Surrounded by Trillions of Alien Surveillance Devices

Former NASA Engineer Thinks Earth Is Surrounded by Trillions of Alien Surveillance Devices

Further proof that just because someone worked for NASA, it doesn’t mean they’re “smart.”

By Peter Rapine

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Subway Footlongs Are Now $14

Subway Footlongs Are Now $14

Say what you will about Jared Fogel, but when he was around, at least the price of a footlong was only five bucks.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 week ago in Facepalm

Celsius Energy Drinks Recalled After They Accidentally Contained Something Much Harder

Celsius Energy Drinks Recalled After They Accidentally Contained Something Much Harder

This is a defense attorney’s dream.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 week ago in Facepalm

Australia’s First Rocket Launch Ended With the Rocket Crashing After 14 Seconds

Australia’s First Rocket Launch Ended With the Rocket Crashing After 14 Seconds

Maybe they didn’t account for it being upside down.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 week ago in Facepalm

Men Are Complaining That Grok’s Anime Bot Has Stopped Flirting With Them

Men Are Complaining That Grok’s Anime Bot Has Stopped Flirting With Them

They’re now trying to figure out ways for it to talk dirty again.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 weeks ago in Facepalm

Texas Residents Told to Take Shorter Showers After An A.I. Data Center Used ‘463 Million Gallons of Water’

Texas Residents Told to Take Shorter Showers After An A.I. Data Center Used ‘463 Million Gallons of Water’

Is this bad?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 weeks ago in Facepalm

Couple Caught Banging in Elevator Really Doesn’t Know How to Play It Off

Couple Caught Banging in Elevator Really Doesn’t Know How to Play It Off

What elevator are you on where you think you have the time for this, anyway?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 weeks ago in Facepalm

Small Blue Alien Spotted on Ring Camera in L.A.

Small Blue Alien Spotted on Ring Camera in L.A.

Don’t get your hopes up.

By Peter Rapine

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A Man Ran a Fake Embassy for a Fake Country — And Made Millions

A Man Ran a Fake Embassy for a Fake Country — And Made Millions

Turns out, that’s illegal.

By Braden Bjella

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Young People Say Boomers Won’t Get Off Their Dang Phones

Young People Say Boomers Won’t Get Off Their Dang Phones

Oh, how the tables have turned!

By Braden Bjella

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Cambodia Is Asking Soldiers to Stop Trying to Become Influencers Because It’s Giving Away Their Location

Cambodia Is Asking Soldiers to Stop Trying to Become Influencers Because It’s Giving Away Their Location

This is neither the time nor place for TikTok dances!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 weeks ago in Facepalm

Clorox Was Allegedly Hacked After Hackers Called Their Security Company, Asked for Their Password and They Just Gave It to Them

Clorox Was Allegedly Hacked After Hackers Called Their Security Company, Asked for Their Password and They Just Gave It to Them

It was just that easy.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 weeks ago in Facepalm

Man Gets Removed from Flight for Not Taking Off His Travel Pillow

Man Gets Removed from Flight for Not Taking Off His Travel Pillow

Of all the things to get kicked off a plane for, you’re doing this?

By Braden Bjella

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Parents Are Terrified Their College-Age Children Are Too Dumb for Keys

Parents Are Terrified Their College-Age Children Are Too Dumb for Keys

Give them a *little* credit, geez.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 weeks ago in Facepalm

Harvard Astrophysicist This Time Certain Alien Spacecraft Could Attack Earth By November

Harvard Astrophysicist This Time Certain Alien Spacecraft Could Attack Earth By November

I’m starting to think aliens don’t care about us.

By Peter Rapine

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‘They’re Good Friends’: Nintendo Has Officially Said That Mario and Princess Peach Aren’t A Couple

‘They’re Good Friends’: Nintendo Has Officially Said That Mario and Princess Peach Aren’t A Couple

Okay, but in the same way your aunt has a “roommate,” right?

By Braden Bjella

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The Sydney Sweeney Economy Is Booming

The Sydney Sweeney Economy Is Booming

As a man, I will buy anything, as long as Sydney Sweeney tells me to.

By Peter Rapine

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Toronto Roasted for Announcing Transit Cops Are Now Called ‘POOs’

Toronto Roasted for Announcing Transit Cops Are Now Called ‘POOs’

As if Toronto transit couldn’t get any crappier!

By Braden Bjella

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Embarrassed Crypto Kidnappers Return Victim After Only Finding $9 in Digital Wallet

Embarrassed Crypto Kidnappers Return Victim After Only Finding $9 in Digital Wallet

Yet another reason to not “flex” on social media.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 weeks ago in Facepalm

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