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Joe Biden is Losing Money Because No One Wants to Pay Him to Speak At Their Event

Joe Biden is Losing Money Because No One Wants to Pay Him to Speak At Their Event

If you want to hear a dementia patient ramble about nothing, you can just do that for free at your local retirement community.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

LimeWire Just Bought the Fyre Festival

LimeWire Just Bought the Fyre Festival

And eBaum’s World is reporting on it.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

The Department of War Is Conducting Military Exercises Over Houston

The Department of War Is Conducting Military Exercises Over Houston

Hey Houston, don't look up.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Influencer Pisses Everyone Off by Making Pasta from Scratch on a Plane

Influencer Pisses Everyone Off by Making Pasta from Scratch on a Plane

If you bring ingredients on a plane and try to cook at your seat, you should be apprehended by the air marshal.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

U.K. Doctor Accused of Pausing Surgery to Get Down With Nurse

U.K. Doctor Accused of Pausing Surgery to Get Down With Nurse

You’re not supposed to do that.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Funny

FBI Says Alleged Kirk Assassin Left a Note Explaining Everything, But That It Got Destroyed Somehow

FBI Says Alleged Kirk Assassin Left a Note Explaining Everything, But That It Got Destroyed Somehow

People are calling it “the most airtight case” of all time.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Ohio Resident Revitalizes Effort to Rename the State’s Route 666

Ohio Resident Revitalizes Effort to Rename the State’s Route 666

Lifelong Ohio resident Paula Sowers is sick and tired of having to avoid State Route 666.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

People Are Now Transvestigating Charlie Kirk’s Wife

People Are Now Transvestigating Charlie Kirk’s Wife

And Charlie, for good measure.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Mom Gets Roasted for Forgetting Her Daughter’s Name, Then Asking ChatGPT to Help Her Feel Better About It

Mom Gets Roasted for Forgetting Her Daughter’s Name, Then Asking ChatGPT to Help Her Feel Better About It

You don’t need the robot to tell you you’re a good person.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Woody Allen Says Jeffrey Epstein ‘Couldn’t Have Been Nicer’

Woody Allen Says Jeffrey Epstein ‘Couldn’t Have Been Nicer’

Probably best you sit this one out, Woody.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Everyone’s Getting Fired for Posting Hot Takes About Charlie Kirk

Everyone’s Getting Fired for Posting Hot Takes About Charlie Kirk

Be careful what you say online these days.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Senator Claims China Is Using Big Magnets to Melt People

Senator Claims China Is Using Big Magnets to Melt People

Well, are they?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

New Report Finds American Students Have Gotten Significantly Dumber Since 2019

New Report Finds American Students Have Gotten Significantly Dumber Since 2019

It’s not just you — we really are all getting stupider.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Amid Search for Killer, Lawsuit Reveals FBI Director Spent His Time Creating a Challenge Coin That Says ‘Ka$h’

Amid Search for Killer, Lawsuit Reveals FBI Director Spent His Time Creating a Challenge Coin That Says ‘Ka$h’

Thanks for doing *something*, I guess.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

People Are Already Turning the Charlie Kirk Assassination into ‘Inspirational’ LinkedIn Slop

People Are Already Turning the Charlie Kirk Assassination into ‘Inspirational’ LinkedIn Slop

What can this event teach you about B2B Saas?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Internet Users Are Already Transvestigating the Alleged Charlie Kirk Shooter

Internet Users Are Already Transvestigating the Alleged Charlie Kirk Shooter

In times like these, we must ask ourselves: “Does the attacker pass the green line test?”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

People Are Using ChatGPT to Talk to Charlie Kirk From Beyond the Grave

People Are Using ChatGPT to Talk to Charlie Kirk From Beyond the Grave

This is insane behavior.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Amazon Is Already Selling A.I. Books About the Charlie Kirk Assassination

Amazon Is Already Selling A.I. Books About the Charlie Kirk Assassination

What level of hell is this?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

TMZ Issues Apology After Laughter Is Heard During Their Live Charlie Kirk Coverage

TMZ Issues Apology After Laughter Is Heard During Their Live Charlie Kirk Coverage

Apparently, they were watching a car chase.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

The Las Vegas Hyperloop Gets Stuck, Carries Basically No One

The Las Vegas Hyperloop Gets Stuck, Carries Basically No One

The “future of public transportation” looks pretty bad.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Nepal Banned Social Media, So Students Burned the Country’s Parliament to the Ground

Nepal Banned Social Media, So Students Burned the Country’s Parliament to the Ground

Are they accepting contract work?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Britney Spears’ Mansion Is Covered in Dog Poop

Britney Spears’ Mansion Is Covered in Dog Poop

Britney Spears is a free woman, and she can let her dogs poop in her house if she wants!

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Stupid Container Ship Can’t Even Do Its One Job, Drops Countless Containers Into the Sea

Stupid Container Ship Can’t Even Do Its One Job, Drops Countless Containers Into the Sea

Dumb ship.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Dude Wins ‘$5,000 a Week Forever’ from Publishers Clearing House. Now the Company Is Broke, and So Is He

Dude Wins ‘$5,000 a Week Forever’ from Publishers Clearing House. Now the Company Is Broke, and So Is He

He’s already cashed his last giant novelty check.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

TikTokers Trying to Go to Nice, France Accidentally Book Flight to Tunisia

TikTokers Trying to Go to Nice, France Accidentally Book Flight to Tunisia

Lucky them — I hear Tunis is lovely this time of year!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

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