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Harvard Astrophysicist This Time Certain Alien Spacecraft Could Attack Earth By November

Harvard Astrophysicist This Time Certain Alien Spacecraft Could Attack Earth By November

I’m starting to think aliens don’t care about us.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 weeks ago in Facepalm

‘They’re Good Friends’: Nintendo Has Officially Said That Mario and Princess Peach Aren’t A Couple

‘They’re Good Friends’: Nintendo Has Officially Said That Mario and Princess Peach Aren’t A Couple

Okay, but in the same way your aunt has a “roommate,” right?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 weeks ago in Facepalm

The Sydney Sweeney Economy Is Booming

The Sydney Sweeney Economy Is Booming

As a man, I will buy anything, as long as Sydney Sweeney tells me to.

By Peter Rapine

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Toronto Roasted for Announcing Transit Cops Are Now Called ‘POOs’

Toronto Roasted for Announcing Transit Cops Are Now Called ‘POOs’

As if Toronto transit couldn’t get any crappier!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

Embarrassed Crypto Kidnappers Return Victim After Only Finding $9 in Digital Wallet

Embarrassed Crypto Kidnappers Return Victim After Only Finding $9 in Digital Wallet

Yet another reason to not “flex” on social media.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

Someone Fell Into the Lake at the Cleveland Browns’ New Helmet Reveal

Someone Fell Into the Lake at the Cleveland Browns’ New Helmet Reveal

Has this team ever had a W?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

Boomers Are Leaving Retirement Communities After Realizing That Living With Boomers Sucks

Boomers Are Leaving Retirement Communities After Realizing That Living With Boomers Sucks

Most of you are okay. But some of you… Geez.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

Couple Arrested for Having Oral Sex on Flight

Couple Arrested for Having Oral Sex on Flight

The skies are getting a bit too friendly these days.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

A ‘Silent Disco’ Was Just Shut Down Due to Noise Complaints

A ‘Silent Disco’ Was Just Shut Down Due to Noise Complaints

Nobody will let you throw a party anymore.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

Pedro Pascal Seen Rubbing Female Co-Star Because He Has ‘Social Anxiety’

Pedro Pascal Seen Rubbing Female Co-Star Because He Has ‘Social Anxiety’

Me too, Pedro, me too.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

Gen Alpha No Longer Thinks Farts Are Funny

Gen Alpha No Longer Thinks Farts Are Funny

Farts used to be funny!

By Peter Rapine

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LeBron James Spotted Partying With Jeff Bezos and His Billionaire Buddies in St. Tropez

LeBron James Spotted Partying With Jeff Bezos and His Billionaire Buddies in St. Tropez

Partying with billionaires looks as lame as it sounds.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

Rich People Are Paying Sherpas to Carry Them Up Mountains So They Can Say They’ve Climbed Them

Rich People Are Paying Sherpas to Carry Them Up Mountains So They Can Say They’ve Climbed Them

If you have enough money, you don’t even need to hike!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

This Is Why You Don’t Do Hibachi At Home

This Is Why You Don’t Do Hibachi At Home

Leave it to the restaurants.

By Braden Bjella

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Two Road Ragers Play Real-Life Bumper Cars

Two Road Ragers Play Real-Life Bumper Cars

No winners, only losers.

By Braden Bjella

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Trisha Paytas Named Her New Baby ‘Aquaman’

Trisha Paytas Named Her New Baby ‘Aquaman’

That’s an interesting choice.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

Rich People Still Have Bad Taste: Massive House With Plain White Walls Has the Internet Shook

Rich People Still Have Bad Taste: Massive House With Plain White Walls Has the Internet Shook

If you can get lost inside your own house, it’s probably too big.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

‘Disgusting’ Food Blogger Makes Boiled Egg Salad on 10-Hour Flight

‘Disgusting’ Food Blogger Makes Boiled Egg Salad on 10-Hour Flight

This type of behavior should land you on a no-fly list.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

The Voice Behind TikTok’s Annoying ‘Jet2 Holiday’ Sound Speaks Out

The Voice Behind TikTok’s Annoying ‘Jet2 Holiday’ Sound Speaks Out

Please, make it stop.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

Yacht Crashes Directly Into Parked Aircraft Carrier

Yacht Crashes Directly Into Parked Aircraft Carrier

You’d think it would be easy to avoid.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

The 15 Worst Cookbooks

The 15 Worst Cookbooks

Who approved these releases?

By SabrinaF

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

Roommates Trying to Kill Spider Accidentally Almost Burn Whole Building Down

Roommates Trying to Kill Spider Accidentally Almost Burn Whole Building Down

“Let’s light the flammable spray on fire” wasn’t a good plan.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

The ‘World’s First Robot Basketball Game’ Was Also the World’s Worst Basketball Game

The ‘World’s First Robot Basketball Game’ Was Also the World’s Worst Basketball Game

Some things should be human-only.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

Are Car Air Fresheners Making Us Gay?

Are Car Air Fresheners Making Us Gay?

What *isn’t* making us gay at this point, honestly?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

Japan Wanted More Tourists. Now, They’re Setting Up a Task Force to Get Them Out

Japan Wanted More Tourists. Now, They’re Setting Up a Task Force to Get Them Out

A real “You’ve had your fun, now leave” moment.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

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