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Man Tased Trying to Have Sex With Car

A Kansas man attempting to insert his penis into the tailpipe of a car had to be subdued with a stun gun after refusing to listen to police.

By SmoochieWallace

Featured 6 years ago in Funny

Anti-vax Mom Melts Down After Kid Sneaks Getting Vaccinated

Mom gets pissed when she finds out her kid got vaccinated in order to not get suspended for a year. The kid then posts the text exchange on Reddit asking for advice.

By Nathan Johnson

Featured 6 years ago in Facepalm

Tekashi 6ix9ine Made a Super Cringey Valentines Day Ad

Daniel Hernandez, aka Tekashi 6ix9ine, has been recently seen in a Valentine's Day ad for a NYC based sex store called Romantic Depot. This ad which has a special, program called "dignity and respect," prevents violence against women.

By SmoochieWallace

Featured 6 years ago in Funny

87 Year Old Forced to Walk 2 Miles Home after Her Car Was Towed While at McDonalds

A new low for tow scams. Oh, surprise surprise, it's Breakthrough Towing... again.

By Andrew Cunningham

Featured 6 years ago in Facepalm

14 Bullsh*tters Called Out On Their Lies

Liars getting roasted for their terrible attempts at earning imaginary internet points.

By Mizuka Ishiwatari

Featured 6 years ago in Funny

Cruise Ship Parking Job Goes Disastrously Wrong

The Italian Cruise Ship dubbed "Excellent" caused havoc in a Barcelona port.

By RiverboatRon

Featured 6 years ago in Facepalm

Hilariously Racist Old Woman Has A Bone To Pick

Sometimes nothing is more entertaining than listening to a crotchety old woman yell racist gibberish to a driver. There back in forth is truly...

By ThrillHouse420

Featured 6 years ago in Facepalm

Kid Instantly Regrets Catching A Gumball In His Mouth

Kid catches a gumball with his mouth a little too perfectly. How it feels to chew new Five Gum... balls.

By kilgore9012

Featured 6 years ago in Funny

Internet Backlash Forces Gucci to Apologize for Their Blackface Sweater

It's mind blowing to think this made it through multiple people in design and production and no one thought it might be a bad idea.

By Andrew Cunningham

Featured 6 years ago in Facepalm

Ja Rule Doesn't Commit Fraud... But Maybe a Bit of False Advertising

A portion from an internal "Fyre Fest" meeting where Ja Rule attempts to explain away an employees statement that they were all committing fraud.

By Andrew Cunningham

Featured 6 years ago in Facepalm

39 People Having a Very Bad Day

These people had a bad time.

By ZoominShantZ

Featured 6 years ago in Facepalm

$Texas Woman Arrested For Fapping in Public But That Doesn't Stop Her...$

Texas Woman Arrested For Fapping in Public But That Doesn't Stop Her...

After being detained by officers, she continued to "frisk" herself in the back of the squad car.

By DoctorMolestro

Featured 6 years ago in Facepalm

David Portnoy Dragged Out Of Stadium During Super Bowl

Dave Portnoy, who has had a longstanding feud with Roger Goodell and the NFL, was kicked out of the Super Bowl Opening Day event earlier in the...

By kilgore9012

Featured 6 years ago in Facepalm

Cops Bust Other Cops in Botched Drug Raid Then They Fight

Video footage shows the drug raid where Detroit police officers from two precincts got into a violent confrontation with one another.

By SmoochieWallace

Featured 6 years ago in Facepalm

Company Loses $145 Million Bucks Cause The Only Person Who Knew the Password Died

Did they try 'password1234'? Or '6969'? That's what most passwords are nowadays! Crypto firm gets in hot water after their CEO dies and didn't...

By SmoochieWallace

Featured 6 years ago in Facepalm

Girl Tries To Call Out White Guy For His Dreadlocks

San Francisco State University said Tuesday it was investigating an incident captured on video in which a black woman confronted a white man on...

By ThrillHouse420

Featured 6 years ago in Facepalm

20 Facepalm Times Laziness At Work Led To A Disaster

They won't be getting no "employee of the year" award. But hey, who among hasn't taken some extra seconds in their day to avoid doing some work. I know I have, and frankly, I think that's just fine.

By Nathan Johnson

Featured 6 years ago in Facepalm