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Central Houston Nissan Really Wants to Sell You a Car, We Think

Car dealers are among the least trusted professions in the United States — and if you’ve ever bought a car, you know exactly why that’s the case.

By Braden Bjella

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Man Writes Weepy Letter Eulogizing His Bored Ape, Gets Roasted

NFTs were pretty much a bad idea from the beginning.

By Braden Bjella

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They’re Just Like Me Fr: Watch Pandas Just Chill and Eat Bamboo

Pandas are too pure for this world.

By Braden Bjella

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‘Our Days Are Numbered’: 7-Eleven Says It’s Making a Hot Dog Flavored Water

Move over, Limp Bizkit — there’s a new Hot Dog Flavored Water in town.

By Braden Bjella

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OF Creator Called Out for Paywalling His Farts

OnlyFans is filled to the brim with something resembling talent.

By Braden Bjella

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Crazy Hippie Lady Raps About ‘Learning Sh*t From the Aliens’

New type of person just dropped.

By cathybara

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Oops! They Did It Again!: More People Stranded at Infamous Donner Pass

Apparently we need to shore up the history curriculum, because a bunch of drivers in California recently found themselves reliving history having completely failed to learn from humanity’s past mistakes.

By cathybara

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The Most Foul-Mouthed Baseball Rant of All Time

For as long as the game has existed, baseball has been full of big and interesting personalities.

By Braden Bjella

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Mother Shows Off Her Gargantuan Baby

The average baby weighs around 7.8 pounds when they’re born. From there, they grow exponentially — hitting around 11 pounds by month two and about 16.5 pounds by month six.

By Braden Bjella

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‘LOOK AT MYSELF!’: Woman Winds Up With Hugely Swollen Lips After Allergic Reaction to Lip Filler Removal

At least she has a sense of humor about it.

By cathybara

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‘How to Quickdraw Your Cane’: Old Man Teaches Cane Self-Defense Techniques

As our grandparents and parents get older, we tend to worry more about them; it’s hard to think of the adults in our lives as vulnerable, but many of them are, particularly those with disabilities.

By cathybara

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TikTok Makeup Tutorial Interrupted By House Fire

One TikToker was thrown a curveball while filming her own makeup tutorial when her video was interrupted by the house next door to hers catching fire, and she opted to share that footage with her followers instead of a comprehensive tutorial.

By cathybara

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‘Polish Drake’: Meet Poland’s Weirdest, Tannest Celebrity

Most of the time, oddballs are country and language specific.

By Braden Bjella

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The Same Cargo Ship That Took Down the Maryland Bridge Took Down A Belgian Port Wall Back in 2016

Earlier this week, the U.S. was shocked after a ship rammed into the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, Maryland.

By Braden Bjella

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Betas Roasted For Spending $18,000 on an 'Alpha Male' Boot Camp

What has happened to men?

By cathybara

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The March Madness Bracket of the NCAA’s Hottest Coaches

Giving busted brackets a new meaning.

By cathybara

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Oh Great, Another Person to Disappoint: Expert Says the Sun is Conscious

I think we can all agree that there are things in this world that we don’t understand.

By Braden Bjella

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This Is the World’s Most Expensive Cow

Would you pay millions of dollars for a cow? Personally, I wouldn’t, no matter how hot the cow was.

By Braden Bjella

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There Are Only Nine Months Left Until Everybody Will Be Boning Robots

The day is almost here. What day, you ask? The day we’ll be able to get down and dirty with our Roombas, of course!

By Braden Bjella

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Basketball Fan Shows Off His Kroger Card in the Most Midwest Flex of All Time

As a Midwesterner, I can admit that large parts of where we come from aren’t exactly the best.

By Braden Bjella

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Merricka, Leviathan and Genyzis: Baby Names In 2024 Have Reached New Heights of Unhinged

Baby names in 2024 are getting way too out of hand.

By Carly Tennes

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Cop Tries His Best Not to Shoot Home Run

It’s gotta be hard to be a cop — you want to shoot everything, but society says you can’t! What a conundrum!

By Braden Bjella

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The Rain Sounds You Listen to While You Sleep Are Actually the Sounds of Frying Chicken

Have you ever listened to rain sounds to try to calm down? Well, as it turns out, you could have just been listening to some beautiful, sizzling bacon.

By Braden Bjella

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Entitled Woman Gets Humbled After Claiming Men Should Pay For Dates Based On Makeup Prices

Bold strategy, let's see how it pans out.

By Carly Tennes

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The 11 Most Insane Things Anyone Has Ever Said in an Interview

Celebrities get interviewed a lot — and when that happens, you’re definitely going to let something slip that you later realize you shouldn’t have said.

By Braden Bjella

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Funny - articles

Central Houston Nissan Really Wants to Sell You a Car, We Think

Man Writes Weepy Letter Eulogizing His Bored Ape, Gets Roasted

They’re Just Like Me Fr: Watch Pandas Just Chill and Eat Bamboo

‘Our Days Are Numbered’: 7-Eleven Says It’s Making a Hot Dog Flavored Water

OF Creator Called Out for Paywalling His Farts

Crazy Hippie Lady Raps About ‘Learning Sh*t From the Aliens’

Oops! They Did It Again!: More People Stranded at Infamous Donner Pass

The Most Foul-Mouthed Baseball Rant of All Time

Mother Shows Off Her Gargantuan Baby

‘LOOK AT MYSELF!’: Woman Winds Up With Hugely Swollen Lips After Allergic Reaction to Lip Filler Removal

‘How to Quickdraw Your Cane’: Old Man Teaches Cane Self-Defense Techniques

TikTok Makeup Tutorial Interrupted By House Fire

‘Polish Drake’: Meet Poland’s Weirdest, Tannest Celebrity

The Same Cargo Ship That Took Down the Maryland Bridge Took Down A Belgian Port Wall Back in 2016

Betas Roasted For Spending $18,000 on an 'Alpha Male' Boot Camp

The March Madness Bracket of the NCAA’s Hottest Coaches

Oh Great, Another Person to Disappoint: Expert Says the Sun is Conscious

This Is the World’s Most Expensive Cow

There Are Only Nine Months Left Until Everybody Will Be Boning Robots

Basketball Fan Shows Off His Kroger Card in the Most Midwest Flex of All Time

Merricka, Leviathan and Genyzis: Baby Names In 2024 Have Reached New Heights of Unhinged

Cop Tries His Best Not to Shoot Home Run

The Rain Sounds You Listen to While You Sleep Are Actually the Sounds of Frying Chicken

Entitled Woman Gets Humbled After Claiming Men Should Pay For Dates Based On Makeup Prices

The 11 Most Insane Things Anyone Has Ever Said in an Interview

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